I LIKE SCIENCE.

[Squark]

The parroty error joke is great

 

[Deadbeat]

Thread revive.

A mathematician confided
That a moebius strip is one-sided
And you'll get quite a laugh
If you cut one in half
For it stays in one piece when divided

Remembered that the other day when I was claiming the chicken/moebius strip joke as my own, thought I'd share

 

[Cosimo]

 

[mjt]

Quite the niche market.

 

[gillywibble]

 

[yermum]

Nerdstock - BBC Four

 

[Cosimo]

What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
Gotta split


What did Donald Duck say in his physics class?
Quark, quark, quark

 

[mrk]

Be careful when fighting a squirrel, I hear they go for the nuts :-O

 

[BigglesPiP]

 

[Vixen]

The first completely original joke.

Why was the mathematicians wife covered in bruises?

cos^e β

That's not quite right, it should be cos eβ, cos^eβ reads as "cos to the e beta" .

 

[The_TailGunner]

did eβ because she didnt make Φ?

 

[Cosimo]

It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.


Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

 

[Squark]

did eβ because she didnt make Φ?

phi? That doesnt make sense, π would fit better

 

[davethe11]

Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?

A: The Captain's log.

I'm ashamed that joke made me laugh

 

[boxley]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon being asked the price, the bartender responded, "For you? No charge."

 

[ordinaryjoe]

Why do mathematicians get mixed up between halloween and Christmas?

Because dec 25 = oct 31

 

[J.B]

phi? That doesnt make sense, π would fit better

Thats what I thought.

he must mean Pi, epic maths/humour fail.

 

[The_TailGunner]

bah. you're right, of course. to my mind its not a pun if it isnt awful.

 

[Cosimo]

Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says, "I'll have what he's having."