I need knock knock jokes!

Cosimo · 26 Oct 2013 at 16:29

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honda

Honda who?

Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

gillywibble · 26 Oct 2013 at 16:32

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Adolf

Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in de mouf

ElliorR · 26 Oct 2013 at 16:54

Knock knock

Who's there?

Jehovah's Witnesses

**** off.

MouthBoy · 26 Oct 2013 at 17:12

ElliorR said:
Knock knock

Who's there?

Jehovah's Witnesses

**** off.

Actual lol from me!

Edward78 · 26 Oct 2013 at 17:57

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor who?

Yes, may I come in now?

gillywibble · 26 Oct 2013 at 18:10

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Little boy blue

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson

Bennie-Mac · 26 Oct 2013 at 19:05

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting Doctor.

Interrupting Doctor who?

Interrupting Doctor Johnson. Ah i see you are in the middle of dinner. MUWAHAHAHAA!

Viper² · 26 Oct 2013 at 19:12

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The doorbell repairman.

Kosmiche · 26 Oct 2013 at 19:22

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

robfosters · 26 Oct 2013 at 19:27

^BAN^

randal · 26 Oct 2013 at 19:34

Better Nate than Lever spec Knock Knock joke...

Jono · 26 Oct 2013 at 20:27

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dunnop

Dunnop who?

Ewww! *Hilarity Ensues*

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Oct 2013 at 20:55

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Forgetful cow.

Forgetful cow who?

WillyNelson · 26 Oct 2013 at 21:00

KK

WT?

The interrupting cow.

The interrupting cow wh...
MOOOO!!

WillyNelson · 26 Oct 2013 at 21:01

KK

WT?

Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke.

wingnutta · 26 Oct 2013 at 21:10

Knock Knock,

Whos there?

Sonia

Sonia who?

Sonia foot i can smell it!!!

(Won 6 choco bars for that when i was about 5!)

andy_mk3 · 26 Oct 2013 at 22:34

(knock, knock, knock) "Penny?"
(knock, knock, knock) "Penny?"
(knock, knock, knock) "Penny?"

G-MAN2004 · 26 Oct 2013 at 22:36

shootersam said:
Knock Knock

Creature · 26 Oct 2013 at 23:47

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Cargo beep.

Snakedoctor · 27 Oct 2013 at 00:02

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bigish.

Bigish who?

No thank you.