I need knock knock jokes!

JayMax · 27 Oct 2013 at 00:09

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The plumber

But I didn't order a plumber

I'm here to clean your pipes

Boom chicka wow wow

Sudden · 27 Oct 2013 at 00:25

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alex

Alex who?

Alexplain later

rubin1961 · 27 Oct 2013 at 00:30

Knock Knock

Who's there?

****omish

****omish who

grez · 27 Oct 2013 at 01:19

Knock Knock

Who's there?

flibbage0

Sorry who are you?

Merlin5 · 27 Oct 2013 at 01:20

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting doctor

Interrup - you have a week to live

smelly_legend · 27 Oct 2013 at 01:58

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hoo

Hoo who?

Call me a fanny again and I beat you up you ********.

dunker · 27 Oct 2013 at 03:03

i read them all, gillys gave a smile, the rest i feel like cyring.

what green and lives in a tree?
a snooker table! that's better than this thread.

[FnG]magnolia · 27 Oct 2013 at 04:40

[FnG]magnolia;25187985 said:
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Moo!

Malc · 27 Oct 2013 at 08:20

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Big Ish

Big Ish Who?

GET OUT OF MY FACE.

[FnG]magnolia · 27 Oct 2013 at 08:21

grez said:
Knock Knock

Who's there?

flibbage0

Sorry who are you?

StriderX · 27 Oct 2013 at 08:45

Knock Knock!

who ish ther?

Police.

pooleece who?

Licence and registration please.

Business Man · 27 Oct 2013 at 08:54

Your momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation.

Your momma's house is so dirty that dust mites ride around on dune buggies.

Your momma is so fat that when i was poking her i burnt my *** on the light bulb

[FnG]magnolia · 27 Oct 2013 at 09:02

Business Man said:
Your momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation.

Your momma's house is so dirty that dust mites ride around on dune buggies.

Your momma is so fat that when i was poking her i burnt my *** on the light bulb