I now know we are all equal

[DXP55]

Went in Tesco today and had to wait by a locked door - After a while this really smart looking nice young lady came out and gave me a massive ear to ear smile - I thought this is my day.
Walked in and it hit me -almost had me on my knees choking. God it did stink.

Now I know why wife stays in toilet for ages -and also know what the spray cans are for. I really did think I was a gonner

 

[Diddums]

Congratulations.

 

[malachi]

So after all these years you finally found out that women are humans too.

 

[darkgen]

Are you sure it was the ladies toilets?

 

[danoliver1]

Was she posting it through a letterbox.

 

[Kelt]

**** story bro.

 

[sidimmu]

As a male, why are you waiting outside ladies toilets?

Every Tesco I have been in, customer toilets are separated by sex.

 

[mrk]

 

[DXP55]

As a male, why are you waiting outside ladies toilets?

Every Tesco I have been in, customer toilets are separated by sex.

The toilets at our Tesco were done out a short while ago and two are multifunction (male/femail and wheelchair) and one is for changing kids mess.

 

[tom_e]

As a male, why are you waiting outside ladies toilets?

Every Tesco I have been in, customer toilets are separated by sex.

It's the modern world, he/she/it/they can crap where they like

 

[sidimmu]

The toilets at our Tesco were done out a short while ago and two are multifunction (male/femail and wheelchair) and one is for changing kids mess.

It's the modern world, he/she/it/they can crap where they like

Sounds woke. I'd avoid that store in future.

 

[Hades]

Are you sure it was the ladies toilets?

 

[burtie]

I know when you have to go you have too. I seriously can't crap in public toilets, just prefer my own throne and magazines.

 

[Junglist]

The only toilet I enjoy more than my own is my work toilet. You better believe I'll take getting paid to lay one out over not!

Work smarter, not harder.

 

[adidan]

I hope they turn this into a movie.

 

[Monkeynut]

The only toilet I enjoy more than my own is my work toilet. You better believe I'll take getting paid to lay one out over not!

Work smarter, not harder.

Getting paid to wash King Kong's finger is one of life's key pleasures.

 

[Junglist]

Name checks out

 

[Minusorange]

 

[Resident]

There's one bus on our fleet that has an odd setup for the interior climate control.

If the A/C is on there's an intake from the driver's cab that feeds into the passenger compartment. Basically the driver gets the A/C air first then it's passed onto the passengers.

This intake is DIRECTLY behind the driver's seat & for me, level with the seat cushion.

There have been times when my IBS has produced noxious gases that make even me gip.

I'm sure you can all see where I'm heading with this....

 

[something daft already!!]

I not even going to comment on this thread.