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Try being at the gym on the treadmill… your blowing taking deep breaths then a young lady uses the treadmill next to you.

It’s basically choked you out and puts me of my pace…

Edit: miss read the opening post and thought it was about strong smelling perfume, not poo
 
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No joy will ever surpass that of silently releasing flatulence so noxious that it would knock a buzzard off a gut pile into a lift full of people you don’t like and seeing them begin to react just as the doors close behind you on your way out.
 
People will call me a liar but I've been with my wife 50 years and I've only ever know her to have a poo twice and about a month ago I heard her do her first fart.
She was so embarrassed and had to walk out the room while I was laughing my head off.
She is such a prude.
 
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OP What went through your head when you thought about posting this?

"Can't wait to run home and tell the OCUK lads the woman in the toilet before me dropped a nuke!"
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Don't read to much in this - It's old people with a sense of humour which seem lacking in this day and age.
We were of the opinion women never farted - It was a month into my marrage I found out. :rolleyes: Kiddin kiddin :)
 
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SexyGreyFox said:
People will call me a liar but I've been with my wife 50 years and I've only ever know her to have a poo twice and about a month ago I heard her do her first fart.
She was so embarrassed and had to walk out the room while I was laughing my head off.
She is such a prude.
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My OH unfortunately inherited her father's internal digestion system and so is both loud and deadly.

Nords, no class :cry:
 
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slinxy said:
Try being at the gym on the treadmill… your blowing taking deep breaths then a young lady uses the treadmill next to you.

It’s basically choked you out and puts me of my pace…

Edit: miss read the opening post and thought it was about strong smelling perfume, not poo
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I misread the first two paragraphs of your post and... Nevermind.

adidan said:
internal digestion system
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At least she didn't inherit his external digestion system :eek:
 
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adidan said:
My OH unfortunately inherited her father's internal digestion system and so is both loud and deadly.

Nords, no class :cry:
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Here's the weird thing, when I entered her life in 1974 her Dad was a wonderful man.
I couldn't wait to call him Dad on our wedding day and we never had one misword until he died, absolute gent.
The one thing he used to do though was trump, he couldn't care less where we were he'd just let it go and because the family was so nice I never mentioned it to my girlfriend/wife, it was one of those things.
This continued until the first grandchild came in 1985 and he stopped doing it, when I had the courage to ask why he had stopped my wife said he did it in front of our Gary who was 2 and he never shut up about it :)
I do know that one of her sisters lets them go all the time but my wife never except for that one a month ago.
 
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