I shouldn't laugh but i can't help it :D

Colbaker · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:15

http://www.harlowstar.co.uk/News/Harlow-man-cleared-of-assault-by-sausage.htm

They even have a picture of a Sausage. lol

Pestilence · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:20

After a further review, CPS barrister Richard Stevens told the court on Monday (February 14) that there had been "unruly horseplay involving a number of people before the sausage came into the scene".

Miss Whybrow’s barrister, Gary Ryan, had told the court that it was possible she had been hit by a chicken drumstick and not a sausage. A piece of chicken was also found lying on the floor.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Colbaker · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:22

Pestilence said:
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

So they are not even sure of what the "weapon" was.

peterattheboro · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:22

People will claim for anything nowadays.

Next people will be suing the council because a water droplet fell into their eye when it was raining.

"I want £10 million for my sprained eyes!"

Colbaker · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:24

Good job this didn't actually go anywhere as then there would have been a case to put Sausages on the weapons list.

You will not be able to carry a Sausage over 3inches and as for a lock Sausage.........

Cosimo · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:25

I have this vision of all the sausages jumping off the table and having a go at the guests.

Someone in the CPS is going to be fried for bringing this to court.

rG-tom · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:28

simulatorman said:
Someone in the CPS is going to be fried for bringing this to court.

I really hope that was unintentional

Craig1981 · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:30

Must have been a pretty lively food fight if he threw it hard enough to nearly blind the woman. :rolleyes:

Pestilence · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:30

simulatorman said:
I have this vision of all the sausages jumping off the table and having a go at the guests.

Someone in the CPS is going to be fried for bringing this to court.

Yep, I'm sure they'll end up undergoing a right grilling.

arc@css · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:30

I do feel sorry for her, she was just unlucky I guess.

jas72 · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:32

That case didn't go out with a bang. Did the offence take place in cumberland?

Cosimo · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:41

arc@css said:
I do feel sorry for her, she was just unlucky I guess.

She’s lucky, the sausage could have porked her.

Pestilence · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:42

Then again, it was a food fight and accidents happen. I reckon the complainant needs to grow some thicker skin.

StoutMeister · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:46

The case was thrown out, as there was no meat in it.

Theophany · 17 Feb 2011 at 12:48

peterattheboro said:
Next people will be suing the council because a water droplet fell into their eye when it was raining.

Don't be ridiculous.

You'd sue the Met Office

(also, your signature is fantastic).

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:01

Ashly Brearey (22)

Holy cow, I know that name.

I used to live in Harlow when I was a kid, Ashly Brearey (22) is my brothers old school friend :\

I know its the same person, as the artical said he lives in Tithlands, the street where we used to live!

Pestilence · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:06

DJMK4 said:
Ashly Brearey (22)

Holy cow, I know that name.

I used to live in Harlow when I was a kid, Ashly Brearey (22) is my brothers old school friend :\

I know its the same person, as the artical said he lives in Tithlands, the street where we used to live!

How does it feel to be an acquaintence of a man who assaults women in the eyes with his sausage?

Bleek · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:07

Is this in the same vein as assaulting a chick with your sausage?

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:09

Pestilence said:
How does it feel to be an acquaintence of a man who assaults women in the eyes with his sausage?

Hmmm, I am not one who likes to be associated with criminals, but it is a small world indeed :rolleyes:

spoogle · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:09

I burst out laughing after reading the first paragraph of that page, ridiculous, just insane!