I think my mother is loosing the plot

=VTA=MANFACE · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:32

Dickyb0b said:
ive had gf's in the passed so why would you say that?,i just didnt bring them home lolz,cause i know i would be under preassure from my stalker mother.

Mother as girlfriend = Problem sorted.

Monkey Puzzle · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:33

gillywibble said:
PANTS ARE NOT TROUSERS.

Maybe he meant they're the same thing, commando style.

Ahleckz · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:36

What's your job, Dicky?

uv · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:36

Dickyb0b said:
I rite inglish propally

This explains your problems. If you had gone to school, you wouldn't be living with your mum whilst wearing your one pair of pants.

Stewy · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:36

Dickyb0b said:
well i do , but she needs to learn i can do things my self

Did everyone miss this? :confused:

KaHn · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:37

Do you fancy your mam? Maybe she fancies you and just doesn'y know how to tell you?

KaHn

unwashed potato! · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:37

Dickyb0b said:
well i do , but she needs to learn i can do things my self

so she still feeds you? cleans up after you? washes the rest of your clothes?

Dickyb0b · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:37

What's your job, Dicky?

I work for http://www.foxs-biscuits.co.uk

[TW]Fox · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:38

Dickyb0b said:
ive had gf's

Where did they go?

OriginalJonty · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:39

[TW]Fox;17935797 said:
Where did they go?

Locked in the basement.
:eek:

Darg · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:46

Wow, just wow, awesome thread.

Rent really isn't that much especially with the hassle you're having at home ("oh no my mom wants to save money and energy by washing clothes together"). Maybe listen to some of the people in this thread, stop being a douche and go out and live your life like everyone else.

My girlfriend would also like to thank your Mom for keeping you away from the rest of the female race.

Scuzi · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:47

[TW]Fox;17935797 said:
Where did they go?

Back to school.

Naffa · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:47

A twenty seven year old still thinking his mother is out to ruin his life? I would say move out, but I have a horrible feeling you won't be able to support yourself. :/

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Cosimo · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:48

Dickyb0b said:
I work for http://www.foxs-biscuits.co.uk

Hello Vinny.

mrk · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:57

Phoenixdancer said:
You have a simple life mate.

Your mum actually likes you.

Score!

DarkShadow · 5 Dec 2010 at 14:59

Dunks said:
27, lives with his mum, hasn't had a GF and only has one pair of trousers?

Fail.

And then whines about it here. I love OcUK. I really do.

Hahahaha

Yas786 · 5 Dec 2010 at 15:01

amigafan2003 said:
Living with mum = fail

Pfft living with mum=awesome....well for me it is

doofer · 5 Dec 2010 at 15:03

Is your Mum an English Teacher? Could explain so much about any Mental State she would be in TBH.

~>Dg<~ · 5 Dec 2010 at 15:11

incest = future

but i call troll pie

Captain_Slick · 5 Dec 2010 at 15:12

This is tragic.

Although living with parents is good.