I want to propose, need advice...

[GhostlyPea]

Not sure how a pic of my gf would prove that she's Swedish?

Include her passport with photo

- GP

 

[thepharcyde]

Chop her finger off I'm sure she will then say yes

 

[Monkey00]

Chop her finger off I'm sure she will then say yes

WingZero is that you?

 

[BrightonBelle]

Dont.

A week after asking my lovely lady and saying "36months, no less than 30" shes already got viewings at venues and has looked at dates as soon as October 2013...

Im getting ulcers.

Oh dear!

I don't know what the hurry is with some women... personally I would prefer some time to plan... Think FF is the more impatient one out of us when it comes to dates

BB x

 

[Zefan]

Oh dear!

I don't know what the hurry is with some women... personally I would prefer some time to plan... Think FF is the more impatient one out of us when it comes to dates

BB x

So you're the one wearing the trousers?

I always thought he was a little flamboyant for a straight guy.

 

[Diagro]

You buggers call yourselves geeks? I hacked into her email, looked up the size of the last ring she ordered, then ordered a ring from an on-line jeweller. Problem solved without stepping away from the keyboard.

And she really liked the ring I chose.

Bull.

What u rly meen is that she left her email signed in and you "logged in" and have a look.

i wish people would stop useing the "hacking" term all the time.

 

[krooton]

Bull.

What u rly meen is that she left her email signed in and you "logged in" and have a look.

i wish people would stop useing the "hacking" term all the time.

Yeah, I at least used some software to download the whole contents of my ex's blackberry to get proof that she was cheating on me.

 

[Diagro]

Get her a Tungsten ring, I have had a ring made from tungsten for 4 years, not a scratch on it.

It looks new and i NEVER take it off, And i mean that... NEVER

 

[anything I don't mind]

Don't get married, problem solved.

 

[Freefaller]

So you're the one wearing the trousers?

I always thought he was a little flamboyant for a straight guy.

No I'm just more efficient at planning

 

[Skillmister]

So you're the one wearing the trousers?

We knew that from the start

 

[bloodiedathame]

Do you really want to propose? Or does she want you to?

 

[Zefan]

No I'm just more efficient at planning

Said like the whipped, under the thumb pansy you are!




Please don't hurt me

 

[PardonTheWait]

This is simple.

1) Get her to put her finger up your bum
2) The next day, get a carrot, and put it up your bum until it feels the same
3) Put a rubber band around the carrot
4) Take the carrot to a jeweller and have them size it

This also serves as a test - if she's not ready to put her finger up your bum then she can't love you that much.

 

[bloodiedathame]

Don't worry about the size. It'll need resizing after a year of marriage anyway as she'll have put on 2 stone.

 

[Morgoth]

The first key step in proposing is having a girlfriend first.

 

[Terrier_Jimlad]

Don't worry about the size. It'll need resizing after a year of marriage anyway as she'll have put on 2 stone.

 

[.Lethal]

Just take her to one of the shops in town and have them tell you.

It's not like people only buy wedding rings.. Make up some rubbish about an eternity ring, or something you're looking at buying for her birthday etc

I did this and she never figured out what my intentions were.

 

[Zefan]

I did this and she never figured out what my intentions were.

She's either fibbing or incredibly dim.

 

[foster grant]

There is nothing quite like being married , Plus you would less for Murder