I woke up this morning and found this on my laptop!

[FunkyT]

It was having a kip (I think). I've moved it to the outside window ledge and it seems to be wandering around in something of a drunken state

 

[pyro]

Aww its all cute and hairy.

 

[Von Luck]

..

 

[Lashout_UK]

Used to get these loads where I lived - damned things would stick in my jumper, usually lose a few legs when I pulled them out

 

[basmic]

Feed it to the Venus flytrap.

 

[Arpegius]

Probably disappeared by now right? If not, just close your laptop. Problem solved

 

[Ransom]

disect it

 

[HEADRAT]

Slam that laptop lid, hard!

HEADRAT

 

[Mr Blonde]

Close your Breville sandwich maker's lid for three minutes and server up with some light garnish.

 

[Smithy]

Feed it conifer leaves.

 

[TheMagicPirate]

awwww, look its sleeping. Get it drunk

 

[brocksta]

its clearly a camel spider in a furry suit.

 

[tom_nieto]

Stink bug! Aarrrgghh!

 

[Raikiri]

You had the cockchafer bug on your laptop...wow that sounds like spyware :/

 

[jakeke]

i would be so so scared : (

 

[red11]

Do it quick before it spawns more creatures of the devil!!

 

[Vonhelmet]

They're the worst insects in the world. So stupid. If they get inside they bang against the window trying to get out. You put them outside, they bang against the window trying to get in. ARGH. They make a right racket as they're quite big and chunky.

 

[Dreadi]

its a maybug, they suck but die on their own quite fast, you can hit them the quite far with a tennis racket (i dont do this by the way)

 

[Wryel]

Shut the lid, seal it in concrete and dump it in the North Sea.

Or eat it.

 

[cheets64]

That looks like a Bee crossed with a wasp and a moth.