I’d like I slice of Don’s Pie!!!

She was a lonely teenage Instagram thot

And like a dirty old man Don gave her a shot

But she knew she was out of luck

The day, Don's boner died

He started singin'

My, my, I think I might die

Got viagra and cialis so I'll give it a try

Got brewer's droop from drinkin' whiskey and rye

Thinking this will be the day that I die

This will be the day that I die
 
I keep forgetting that my 83 year old Dad married a woman exactly the same age as as me.
The thing is even though there's 22 years between them she looks way older and he looks way younger so they have never looked odd.
 
Now you say that, you’re right! He’s a wrongun indeed. Plus, anyone who gets hung up on the technicalities of the word paedophilie is definitely a danger.

Oh dear, so if someone mentions that they had a carpenter doing some work in their property, when they actually meant a joiner, and I point out that they’d used the wrong word, can I expect a visit from the cognoscenti, armed with pitchforks?
Yours truly,
A Wrongun.
 
Next you'll be telling me that this wasn't love either:
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