She was a lonely teenage Instagram thot
And like a dirty old man Don gave her a shot
But she knew she was out of luck
The day, Don's boner died
He started singin'
My, my, I think I might die
Got viagra and cialis so I'll give it a try
Got brewer's droop from drinkin' whiskey and rye
Thinking this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die