If you could be invisible what would you do

[Uncle Petey]

I'd whisper 'Over here!', Anytime' and 'Want some... Candy?' to people in parks. Add laser pointer for extra brown trousers.

And the odd bum squeeze too of course...

 

[Camalot]

Cheryl cole`s bedroom.

 

[Hostile_18]

Its surprising what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror no more!

 

[Devrij]

I wonder why JK Rowling left the bit out of her books when Harry perved over Hermione and Ginny because he blatantly did just that.

Teenage boy has invisibility cloak. Clearly this happened. A forum full of adult men have agreed they would do this, so it's incontrovertible.

I think it';s safe to say that every man would do all the weird pervy stuff, steal cool stuff, sneak about where they shouldn't, and mess with people. What else is there to do really?

 

[Mr-White]

I'd spend my life travelling the world free to do what ever I wanted.

MW

 

[HecFam]

I would sneak into the zoo and raise an army of penguins and lemurs. I would then go to the bank of england and cause a distraction with my gun toting penguins. The head man of money will then leave the safe in which the time he takes to close the door i will sneak in. Once locked inside, i will eat all of the money whole ( for regurgitation purposes.) And the money will become invisible with myself.

At this point, while the penguins keep hostages, the lemurs will be wiring up the plastic explosives, which i will have stole from a russian arms dealer previous. The explosion will blow the door open and i will escape. I will cut off all ties with my associate animals and i will use the money to build a independent housing valuers based in southern colarado.

 

[Ceryndrion]

Hmmm... easy..

Money
Girls
Revenge

 

[Feek]

I would sneak into the zoo and raise an army of penguins and lemurs. I would then go to the bank of england and cause a distraction with my gun toting penguins. The head man of money will then leave the safe in which the time he takes to close the door i will sneak in. Once locked inside, i will eat all of the money whole ( for regurgitation purposes.) And the money will become invisible with myself.

At this point, while the penguins keep hostages, the lemurs will be wiring up the plastic explosives, which i will have stole from a russian arms dealer previous. The explosion will blow the door open and i will escape. I will cut off all ties with my associate animals and i will use the money to build a independent housing valuers based in southern colarado.

Colorado ain't that great. Bad plan.

 

[gothic_hobbit]

I would travel the world for free.

 

[konicky]

daily trips to ocuks warehouse for some thievery then the local gym with the most hotties

Trouble is most gyms aren't full of hotties. They're full of middle aged fatties trying, and failing, to lose some blubber!

 

[4T5]

I'd use it to take over the World of course.

 

[AshD93]

Go into a old peoples home and whisper into their ears pretending to be death.

 

[HecFam]

Colorado ain't that great. Bad plan.

Damn, It was almost perfect.

 

[Lysander]

Trouble is most gyms aren't full of hotties. They're full of middle aged fatties trying, and failing, to lose some blubber!

Indeed. I'd imagine only about 30% of people in the gyms I've been to achieve their goals. You can actually tell who will succeed and who won't, just from how they hold themselves. The rest are just fooling themselves and they know it.

 

[explicit4u]

You know 6th form girls are under 18..

Not all of them

Oh and I'd do the following:

Whisper into peoples ears... and make them go insane.

And molest people.

All of the above are good but I'd like to just troll people.

Moving about peoples stuff in work, turning lights on and off again. Generally pretending to be a poltergeist

Girls changing room. That's _adult_ girls, of course.

Any bloke who says different is telling porkies.

 

[Grimley]

I'd whisper 'Over here!', Anytime' and 'Want some... Candy?' to people in parks. Add laser pointer for extra brown trousers.

You've watched the Predator films too many times methinks.

Me - I'd team up with someone else and hold Séance's, wait for the look on the participants faces when I move something. Or pretend to haunt a place & when a priest turns up to do an exorcism, shout 'I'm real and you're fake' very loudly and wait for the result!

 

[Cleeecooo]

Muhahaha, I am invisible now...

 

[estebanrey]

OP hasn't explained a few important factors....

Am I just invisible or am I intangible as well? In other words can someone 'bump' into me or not?

How is the invisibility imparted on me. So, what controls which parts of me are invisible or not and what happens to things I touch or interact with; do they go invisible to or are they seen to be just floating in the air?

Is this power freely available and well known about or am I the only person to have one in a world where people don't think human invisibility exists?



...am I taking this question too seriously?

 

[twist3d0n3]

i'd fap on chavs burgers at mcdonalds.

 

[jsmoke]

OP hasn't explained a few important factors....

Am I just invisible or am I intangible as well? In other words can someone 'bump' into me or not?

How is the invisibility imparted on me. So, what controls which parts of me are invisible or not and what happens to things I touch or interact with; do they go invisible to or are they seen to be just floating in the air?

Is this power freely available and well known about or am I the only person to have one in a world where people don't think human invisibility exists?



...am I taking this question too seriously?

A real invisibility cloak, so ofc you are still physical.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/...bility-cloak-us-military-soon-to-be-invisible