If you had a swimming pool of beer...

Tommy B · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:17

Would you float or sink?

SideWinder · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:18

I'd probably get drunk.

Tommy B · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:18

And drown

RandomTom · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:18

it depends if i got in it or not.

Nix · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:18

SideWinder said:
I'd probably get drunk.

Damn, beaten to it

You'd sink.

red11 · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:19

I'd drown because I can't swim, but at least I wouldn't feel a thing, being drunk and all.

Tommy B · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:19

What if it was Guinness and not just beer?

SideWinder · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:20

Imagine a swimming pool filled with vodka. :eek:

Stringy · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:22

SideWinder said:
Imagine a swimming pool filled with vodka.

"No smoking in the pool"

Tommy B · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:22

It would sting like a sun-sized onion.

William · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:23

You would float. Might be a bit harder because of the bubbles. Regardless you would stink like you came out of a stadium concert and be all sticky.

Al Vallario · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:25

Only one way to find out...

lemonkettaz · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:26

you couldnt drink that without getting a winnat in your mouth...

or a really dodgy hair

KaHn · 5 Jun 2006 at 23:28

Tommy B said:
And drown

What I was thinking.

Reminds me of a joke.

An Englishman and a Scottsman were adrift at see in a little orange liferaft, the scottsman was looking over the side thinking this was the end as he sees something floating in the water, as it gets closer he sticks his hand into the water and fishes it out.

Low and behold its a lamp which he proceeds to rub it.

Out pops a genie

"thank you ever so much for releasing me from my prison, for your help I will grant you one wish"

At this point the englishman wakes up and cant believe his eyes.

The scott ponders for a second and then after thinking he hasnt had a drink for a long time

"I want all the water around us to turn in to beer"

And before the englishman could voice his disbelief *POOF* all the water turns to the finest lager, the scott looks at the englishman with a smug look on his face, as the english man just shakes his head in disbelief

"Whats wrong with you?"

"NOW WE HAVE TO PEE IN THE BOAT DUMB ASS"

KaHn

The Pat · 6 Jun 2006 at 01:01

Tommy B said:
Would you float or sink?

I would be at the side with a straw.

Amleto · 6 Jun 2006 at 01:19

hello yeast infection! :eek:

alexakasloth · 6 Jun 2006 at 07:19

SideWinder said:
I'd probably get drunk.

ArmoVanBuuren · 6 Jun 2006 at 07:24

MMmmmm Beer!

(Homer Simpson)

NeedleGunner · 6 Jun 2006 at 07:27

If I had a swimming pool full of beer it would be empty :confused:

MR_Punk · 6 Jun 2006 at 09:31

leonarmston said:
MMmmmm Beer!

(Homer Simpson)

MMMmmmmm Beer

(Me!)

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