If you had a swimming pool of beer...

[Stan_Lite]

Sorry, I should have said:

Proper beer is naturally carbonated and not pumped full of CO2 to the extent that you burp loudly after every mouthful

Better?

Stan

 

[SourChipmunk]

Sorry, I should have said:

Proper beer is naturally carbonated and not pumped full of CO2 to the extent that you burp loudly after every mouthful

Better?

Stan

Gotcha. You're not drinking quickly enough, then.

You're not a man if you can't belch Guinness!

 

[Bakedgoods]

I was expecting, 'What beer would it be?'

 

[Jasperado]

I'd pee in it and invite my mates round .