If you had a swimming pool of beer...

[neil3k]

I would be at the side with a straw.

 

[Pebbles]

At least none would notice if you pee'd in the pool.

 

[Zip]

Arnt there some Beer pools in germany or some where in Europe?

 

[the_brainaic]

At least none would notice if you pee'd in the pool.

Not if the beer was Stella anyway...

 

[ElRazur]

Would you float or sink?

It depends on what the density of the beer is, since water form part of the base for making it, i suspect one might float...

 

[Trifid]

I don't know about anyone else, but I would be buying loads of bottles.

My vote for float.

 

[Spend_day]

Imagine a swimming pool filled with vodka.

ahhhhh my eyes my eyes they burn they burn ........

 

[Stan_Lite]

It depends on what the density of the beer is, since water form part of the base for making it, i suspect one might float...

Beer has a slightly higher specific mavity than pure water so one would float slightly better than one would in pure water.

Sea water tends to have a higher sg than most beers (depends upon which sea and which beer, obviously) so one would tend to float better in the sea than in beer.

As for the swimming pool of beer idea - If we're talking lager I'd pee in it (probably wouldn't notice the difference anyway ) - If we're talking proper beer, shame on you

Stan

 

[SourChipmunk]

Beer has a slightly higher specific mavity than pure water so one would float slightly better than one would in pure water.

Not after it carbonates. The small pockets of CO2 will act like a big sink-hole, much like the ships that have sunk in the methane pockets of the Bermuda Triangle.

 

[ElRazur]

Not after it carbonates. The small pockets of CO2 will act like a big sink-hole, much like the ships that have sunk in the methane pockets of the Bermuda Triangle.

Most of the carbonation will be lost once it is in the open isnt?

 

[SourChipmunk]

Most of the carbonation will be lost once it is in the open isnt?

What kind of beer are you drinking?

 

[Mat]

If it was lager than I wouldnt go in it; too cold. Warm lager = yak! it would have to be ale. You would also need a skip full of nuts (the small brown kind, not the straight jacket kind) to go with it.

I would then throw a foam party The head on the pool would be monumental!

 

[ElRazur]

What kind of beer are you drinking?

I dont drink but im basing my assumption on fizzy drinks..

 

[Werewolf]

If you had a swimming pool of beer...

I would need a couple of automated sentry guns to keep you lot out of it.

 

[SourChipmunk]

I dont drink but im basing my assumption on fizzy drinks..

Surely they don't go flat as soon as you open them. There be bubbles aboot!

 

[ElRazur]

Surely they don't go flat as soon as you open them. There be bubbles aboot!

Yeah agreed, so that will mean initially one will not float but will float after a while?

 

[FincH]

Imagine a pool full of fit women...

 

[ElRazur]

Imagine a pool full of fit women...

Rubbish..

Imagine a room full of Naked J lo, Beyonce, Lucy Lu, Pamaler Anderson, Shakira **Drools at the site of shakira's hip**....

Now that's better.

 

[Stan_Lite]

Not after it carbonates. The small pockets of CO2 will act like a big sink-hole, much like the ships that have sunk in the methane pockets of the Bermuda Triangle.

Sorry, I was thinking about proper beer.

Proper beer isn't carbonated

Stan

 

[SourChipmunk]

Sorry, I was thinking about proper beer.

Proper beer isn't carbonated

Stan

Oh, don't even start that. You can't have beer without carbonation: the byproduct of yeast reacting to sugar = CO2 and alcohol.

And don't even try to say Guinness Draught has no carbonation.