If you were a stripper what would the song you would strip to?

[godinman]

If I was one of those strippers that turns up at partys, I'd pretend to be a postman and say, 'Hey, you've got male' and then go to it along to that Mr Postman song.

 

[Sash]

Post #27

Doh, derp. Missed as I was just scrolling through the videos

 

[Woden]

Doh, derp. Missed as I was just scrolling through the videos

I really didn't want to put the image into peoples head .... But the elevator bit!

 

[Sash]

I really didn't want to put the image into peoples head .... But the elevator bit!

 

[Gazanimal]

Which funnily enough made the album Hysteria kick off big time when it became popular with strippers

 

[Gee]

Haha.

 

[swillsy]

Electric 6 - gay bar

 

[craptakular]

Some very interesting choices!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Theme from Top Gun.

Wait, this is in a gay strip joint, yes?

 

[Jongo]

How has this not been mentioned yet?

 

[Malevolence]

 

[sigma]

 

[DB_SamX]

For a woman stripping for me:

Sail, by AWOLNation

Great video and tune!

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I have actually stripped to this on stage -

 

[Guerrilla]

This...

Or this...

Maybe even this...

...and I've spent too long thinking about this

 

[Zefan]

Theme from Top Gun.

Wait, this is in a gay strip joint, yes?

Are we talking this?

Personally I think this would be a better choice.

:Edit: Oh god I can't make my mind up. They're both better than anything else that's ever existed.

 

[DJMK4]

This one, just for the lols

 

[Infidelus]

 

[Ephemera]

 

[Pestilence]

ALL OF THEM.