If you woke up from a ten year coma.....?

[Dirk Diggler]

First priority would have to be a cheeky chug.

 

[Plec]

*If i was a woman:

A bottle of formula to feed the baby that i mysteriously had. :/

 

[MrRockliffe]

After 10 years in a coma, I'd probably go for a large portion of beef curtains.

 

[Em3bbs]

Yeah but the scenario isn't realistic. if you woke up after 10 years in a coma you would be in a lot of pain so unbearable without heavy drugs you wouldn't be able to think at all apart from this is sore and if under heavy drugs you wouldn't be thinking about food but killing yourself.

I get the same feeling reading some of your posts. It's not a real scenario, it's just a bit of a fun thread.

I'd go for a Wimpy Halfpounder but then cry once I realised all the nearby Wimpys to me had closed down.

 

[Chris Wilson]

Would they actually let you stay in a coma for 10 years? At what point do they pull the plug

If someone can foot the medical bills they'll keep you vegatitive for as long as the dosh rolls in. Poor old Schumacher for example?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Cheese & bacon oatcakes with tinned tomatoes over the top

 

[Distracted]

Cheese & bacon oatcakes with tinned tomatoes over the top

Why do you hate yourself? Who hurt you?

 

[glenimp617]

Cheese & bacon oatcakes with tinned tomatoes over the top

That sounds awful

 

[Chojin]

Pork brains with milk gravy.

 

[Josh]

I get the same feeling reading some of your posts. It's not a real scenario, it's just a bit of a fun thread.

Fantastic response, I bet he is a riot at tea parties.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

After the nurse telling me all about 2019, I’d ask to be put back into a new coma until things settle down.

 

[Participant]

Yeah but the scenario isn't realistic. if you woke up after 10 years in a coma you would be in a lot of pain so unbearable without heavy drugs you wouldn't be able to think at all apart from this is sore and if under heavy drugs you wouldn't be thinking about food but killing yourself.

Sperg lord much, taking everything so literally?

 

[Burned_Alive]

Pizza of course.

 

[Freakbro]

A curry.

Yep, definitely a curry

 

[byeo]

Either a nice curry or a Sunday roast cooked by my mum.

 

[Rexton]

KFC bucket

 

[KillBoY_UK]

"is Half Life 3 out yet"

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Why do you hate yourself? Who hurt you?

For a Stokie that is food of the Gods

Substitute the ham for bacon and pour tinned tomatoes over - yum yum

 

[kurosagi01]

My mum rice noodle roll which has mixture of meat and veg filling...
Example from the net what they look like from outside for those not familiar what they look like:

 

[Malevolence]

Cheese & bacon oatcakes with tinned tomatoes over the top

I put the bacon & tomatoes on the oatcakes and the cheese on top. Then stick it under the grill until the cheese melts.