Illegal immigrant issue solved- text messages

Tute said:
Why do they have mobile phones in the first place?
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to text there friends saying come to England, free house, furnishing, car, job, life, pension, food, drink, etc blah blah.. the normal every day things most of us have to work our dangly things off for.
 
This government need to be sectioned, they are clearly insane and I actually fear for their well being. :rolleyes:

I just despair at them, these people are in control of our nukes - how ******* scary is that!
 
AJUK said:
This government need to be sectioned, they are clearly insane and I actually fear for their well being. :rolleyes:

I just despair at them, these people are in control of our nukes - how ******* scary is that!
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Ditto although I can assure you I don't fear for there well being at all.....
 
I can't see what you lots problem is.

Instead of finding them arresting them and deporting them(forcibly if need be) we text them and ask them to leave, I mean it's not as though they are trying to avoid deportation already is it. Best Idea I've heard all year :p

/sarcasm

What moron thought this one up :confused:
 
SiD the Turtle said:
Here's a great policy. The solution to illegal immigration will be to pester people with texts to force them to leave. What a fantastic, well thought out non-completey pointless idea :rolleyes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6424377.stm
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Care to quote where it says this will be the solution?

Oh, sorry.. it's just your sensationalist BS again.
 
It's John Reid yet again claiming identity cards are crucial for this that and the other.

Tighten up immigration laws send all asylum seekers back to the nearest safe country to the one they 'escaped' from, if you don't let them in, you don't need to send them back.
 
"Beep, beep.."
Options>view message:
Hi, sorry to bother you, but would you mind leaving the country now if it's not too inconvenient for you?
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Options>delete>resume illegalising.
 
How exactly are they going to get these phone numbers? Does Yellow pages do an 'illegal immigrant edition'? :confused: And surely if they really do know the phone number, then just track them down and forcebly deport them.
 
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