I'm disgusting too!!!

Rilot said:
My close is populated exclusively by old folk, here are some of the things I've had to deal with over the last 3 years.

My next-door-neighbour constantly complains at me when I park my car on my front lawn.

A biddy up the road asked me to "get rid of" my cat because it "walked" on her lawn and it made her cats scared that there was another cat outside.

Neighbour asked me to "tell" my cats to stop walking on his driveway as it's his property and they are trespassing.

There are tons of these but I wont bore you with them all.
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Bore me? It's a quiet day here - entertain me :>
 
Me and my gf went to a bar last night as we where walking out she tripped on the curb and fell in front of two old lady's, which is easy to do wearing high heels (i know) they started shouting at her that if she cant handle her drink she shouldn't be drinking and proceeded to call her a Welfare sucking yob. :eek:

The bouncers where laughing along with me at which point for the first time ever i heard my gf spit rust :eek: "you stupid old hags shut your traps or ill shut um for you" :eek:

me and the bouncers where in shock , and so too where those old lady's :p

anyway i think the old people are revolting , cue a Gangland war between the OAPs and us :D

Ken
 
Haggisman said:
Actually this is just as likely to happen when you are riding on the road (I know this from experience...many, many times). Of course somehow it's still apparently the cyclists fault in this case... :rolleyes:
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Heh. This reminded me of crossing the road a few weeks ago.

It's a one way, 3lane road(buses etc) in the town centre and completely straight.

I look left(traffic direction). No cars.

I walk diagonally left to go the direction I need to go and cross the road.

An old woman(60 odd) somehow manages to walk into my right side and collapses(how?).

The woman just stares at me on the floor in a "HOW DARE YOU" type of stern look and shakes head.

Seriously, wtf? :eek:

Needless to say, I didn't help her up ^_^
 
Rilot said:
My close is populated exclusively by old folk, here are some of the things I've had to deal with over the last 3 years.

My next-door-neighbour constantly complains at me when I park my car on my front lawn.

A biddy up the road asked me to "get rid of" my cat because it "walked" on her lawn and it made her cats scared that there was another cat outside.

Neighbour asked me to "tell" my cats to stop walking on his driveway as it's his property and they are trespassing.

There are tons of these but I wont bore you with them all.
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Is your neighbour going to take your cat to court

Judge "Please take the stand, Mr Cat. How do you plead to the crime of trapassing"
Cat "Meow"

:D
 
Somebody had a go at me once for turning around in a cul-de-sac. I now make it a point of honour to go and do a three point turn everytime I see one of those home made signs outside a middle-class type cul-de-sacs which says "No turning". Chimps have nothing better to worry about so I might as well get some joy out of getting them riled....
 
OAPs + cars is the WORST combination ever.

They can't drive, they don't even look or give way to the right. Yet somehow, when they cut me up, it's all my fault.
 
Samtheman1k said:
I would have thought it was easier to of just pulled forward a few yards onto the quiet road in the first place, thus leaving the pavement free for pedestians & avoiding this whole situation. But that would have involved the driver, and not the pedestrian, having to of walked an extra couple of yards. What if it was someone with a pram? Would the OP force them & their kids to walk out into the road? Kids are hard enough to control at the best of times, let alone dragging them out onto the road.
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Then they just wait until the car has gone. And if they don't like that have a polite word with the person in the car. There's no justification for such a rude insult.
 
Killa_ken said:
cue a Gangland war between the OAPs and us :D

Ken
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I think they'd win!!... Remember "They Fought for this Country!!, Two World Wars! You'd be speaking German if it wasn't for them!!" :D

And I wasn't compleatly blocking the path!... There was space enough behind (between the car and my Gates) for a mother and a twin buggy to pass whilst I was giving the old duffer a piece of my mind (not too big as I don't have much! :D )...

I think he just wanted to have a go!... Cyclist to Car Driver or cantankerous(sp?)OAP to Youngster (well 32 year old!) :p
 
Psymonkee said:
Bore me? It's a quiet day here - entertain me :>
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OK, here we go then.

Complains about me replacing the brakes on my GF's car as it "lowers the tone of the neighbourhood".

Neighbour once came to the door, holding both of my cats in his arms and exlaimed: "I found them in my garden".

One old woman from up the road asked me why I need to change my car so often (I change every 18 months to 2 years) as it confuses her.

Got a "petition" from two neighbours asking me to "walk my motorcycle out of the close" as they don't like to see people riding bikes as they look dangerous.

Got asked by a neighbour if I would mind getting rid of my motorcycle as they knew I was OK but they didn't want other "biker types" coming round the close.

I swear that my next-door-neighbour thinks I'm a drug or arms dealer or something. I work from home a lot of the time and am quite often negotiating million pound+ contracts on my mobile while walking around the back garden.
 
Rilot, your neighbours are seriously..err..whacky.

I get along great with my neighbours, but then again, they are my age. The previous neighbour I had was an old lady who was the sweetest old lady I know of. Into motorbike racing too..at 78! Sadly passed on a few years back :(

If only all old people can be like her.
 
I saw one of my neighbours kids pour pot noodle over my car and run away once, so i went round the back of the house were he was there playing with his mates, I calmly walked over to him and suggested he go wash it off otherwise something bad might happen.

Anyway so off he walked into his house, told his mother, however did get a cloth and go and clean it up sort of, so I went and filled up me bucket to wash it properly and his mother (old lady comes down the street)

"My son shouldnt have doen that you were right to make him clean it"

cue thomas (one of my cats to jump down)

"while were on the subject though can you stop your cat going in my yard"

cue me

"yeah sure hang on"

turns to cat

"thomas stop going in that ladies yard"

Thomas meowed a bit and ran off, old woman went red and walked off.

classic, kept me laughing for days.
 
Simian said:
Que Some old Codger on a bike (pushing it allong the path) first scowling at me, to which I nod to say 'Good Morning' only to be greeted by Mumbling and then "******* Disgusting Blocking the Pathway!, I have to walk into the road to get round your ******* Car!, Disgusting!"... To which I say "What did you say???..." I get a Repeated tyrade from the Gollum Lookalike... I absolutly explode (Can't repeat ANY of it or I'll get bnned!).
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I'd hjave laughed at him, what a loser :) By law he could be fined up to £500 for having his bike on the pavement anyway :p
 
William said:
That's just what its like here, some people are just so uptight.
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I just don't know why they are like that though. I just want to get on with my life. I don't give a stuff what other people do as long as they aren't preventing me from doing the things that I want to do.

I guess they have nothing better to do than observe what other people are doing and then get upset when it doesn't conform to their twisted ideal of normal behavior.
 
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