Im feeling generous

Ripper said:
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This made me laugh the most so far, although knowing me it is an old gif that has been doing the internet rounds for years!!

Kreeeee said:
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who's there?


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(Say the joke to yourself with an Irish accent)

Two Irish men, Paddy and Murphy, walking down the street when one spots a sandwich in the gutter.

Murphy bends down to pick it up but noticed two strange wires coming from it, thinking it's a bomb Paddy then phones the police.

"Officer there's a sandwich with two wires coming out of it, I think it's a bomb!"

"Ok, calm down, is it tickin'?"

"No, I think it's beef."
 
A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat p***y." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like s***".

The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."
 
A man spotted a young boy smoking in the street.

Man: "How old are you?"
Boy: "Ten"
Man: "Isn't that a bit young to be smoking? Its a bit irresponsible of your parents"
Boy: "That's nothing, I first had sex when I was eight"
Man: "Jesus, what was that like?"
Boy: "I don't remember, I was drunk at the time"
 
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I should win because I never had an N64 so missed the whole Banjo Kazooie craze the first time around.
 
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