I'm going to be sued for at least £2000

[vintage-x]

the most important question is would you Hit it??

 

[Gamer_T]

'Famous international tribute act' that can only muster 2 ticket sales to what seems to be a pub gig?

Haha, I was thinking the same.

 

[Neoni]

Lol dave you get yourselves in some right troubles.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

'Famous international tribute act' that can only muster 2 ticket sales to what seems to be a pub gig?

They sold the same last year because people paid on the door.
Loads had to be turned away.



Here's the other sad part during our emails -

ME -

Hi M***,
Somebody has just rang me who only 10 minutes ago was talking to someone behind the bar in the ******** and they said ******** are on this Saturday.
What’s going on?

Him -

Dave
I haven't confirmed to them behind the bar that the pub is closing and they are losing their jobs. I have to ensure that the band are not going to turn up as that would be a complete disaster
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

 

[jr1104]

Get a stage put up in a field next door, then put on an awesome show for all the people that turn up and find the pub closed. Then laugh in pub owners face.

 

[Efour]

Your emails are pretty weird. Why do they have so many stars in them ?

Imagine calling your kids M***

poor sods.

 

[scorza]

I'm pretty sure you can't be sued unless you have a contract with the other party. If this isn't the case then politely point that out next time.

 

[.G0]

Your in a band? I never knew that!
Congrats, ignore 'Kerri'

 

[krooton]

And the moral is - Never do women a favour because they always take it the wrong way

I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better.

 

[jas72]

the most important question is would you Hit it??

lol

 

[LeJosh]

I like women that take it the wrong way give her my email & I'll smash more than her pasty.

"Smash her pasty" seriously makes me lol I've never heard anyone use that phrase until I ventured upon ocuk.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Your in a band? I never knew that!
Congrats, ignore 'Kerri'

I've always kept it quiet and never mentioned it before this thread.

 

[Belmit]

I like women that take it the wrong way give her my email & I'll smash more than her pasty.

Malc's going after the chocolate éclair!

 

[RoboCod]

Get a stage put up in a field next door, then put on an awesome show for all the people that turn up and find the pub closed. Then laugh in pub owners face.

This would warrant great kudos if you did it.

 

[4T5]

Your in a band? I never knew that!
Congrats, ignore 'Kerri'

I've always kept it quiet and never mentioned it before this thread.

Those two together cracked me up so Thanks.

 

["andy"]

Those two together cracked me up so Thanks.

me too

 

[V4NT0M]

Is she American? From what you've said I can't see that there is a shred of evidence to her claim.

From the sounds of the Solicitors "oh I see" reply I would think that she has told him a load of uninformed or intentionally misleading information. The solicitor likely knows that there is no case here.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Is she American? From what you've said I can't see that there is a shred of evidence to her claim.

From the sounds of the Solicitors "oh I see" reply I would think that she has told him a load of uninformed or intentionally misleading information. The solicitor likely knows that there is no case here.

I think we can all safely assume that the 'Solicitor' was a friend who actually had more brain cells than her when I explained.

The sad thing is that according to the forums of the band who the act is a tribute to, there were a lot of people going to this gig again.
The reason why ticket sales are so low is because they aren't advertised except in the venue.

I expected Azagoth to come in this thread filling all the asterix's in.