I'm having dirty thoughts...

divine` · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:40

[TW]Fox said:
guys you don't fool anyone, nobody other than you thinks OMG LOL *** DUMP VALVEZOR??R ON *** ROVER/SAAB??!?!?!ONETHREE? so stop pretending otherwise

I think you need an electronic dump valve for your 530i. You'd be so cool.

People would be like 'OMG LOL W0wZor t3h TURBO BEEEEEMER OMFG Pr0!111!!oneoneTEN!?1ELEVENTYNINE'

agw_01 · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:46

[TW]Fox said:
guys you don't fool anyone, nobody other than you thinks OMG LOL *** DUMP VALVEZOR??R ON *** ROVER/SAAB??!?!?!ONETHREE? so stop pretending otherwise

Phate, I think Fox needs some dump valve loving

Actually Fox, before I fitted the re-circ (had compressor stall) I let off the gas just as I was going past this young couple and I kid you not, the guy must have been stood still for a good 5 seconds with his mouth wide open.

lordrobs, I was waiting for someone to say that

It's usually people who have some clue about cars (guys) who turn and take an interest. Women don't seem to care and probably just think "Why's that car making stupid noises?"

lordrobs · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:47

agw_01 said:
lordrobs, I was waiting for someone to say that

I aim to please.

...but seriously, you need to stop feeding me with such great lines as

Phate, I think Fox needs some dump valve loving

Phate · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:47

agw_01 said:
Phate, I think Fox needs some dump valve loving

At the next meet I'll hold his head down by the side of the DV and you do the throttle.

Please note, if necessary I WILL use force

Or alternatively we fit a fake one to his car when he's not looking

lordrobs · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:50

Or one of those exhaust whistles that sound like a turbo innit.

Or maybe 4 if he's given in to his M5 tail pipe envy by then

cymatty · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:50

Phate, AGW = Chavs 1!10ne!23.

agw_01 · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:50

lol!

Behold Fox's magical superturbochargedwhistlingdumping530iz0rz!

cymatty said:
Phate, AGW = Chavs 1!10ne!23.

You know you'll be getting a HKS!

Phate · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:57

cymatty said:
Phate, AGW = Chavs 1!10ne!23.

You have a Von Dutch cap.

Nothing more needs to be said.

cymatty · 19 Jun 2007 at 12:59

Hey this isn't about me it's about you 2 chavers.

Phate · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:00

cymatty said:
Hey this isn't about me it's about you 2 chavers.

I don't own any burberry or tracksuits.

YOU DO

I just *occasionally* have all my windows down and shout out - "I HAAVE THE VEEEEEE POWWWWEEERR"

ehem

lordrobs · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:00

Phate said:
a Von Dutch cap.

How the hell do you ask for one of them in a shop without ending up with some sort of contraception :confused:

cymatty · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:00

Phate said:
I don't own any burberry or tracksuits.

YOU DO

I don't own a tracksuit that's agw.

agw_01 · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:01

Right, come on girls. Back on topic

Phate · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:01

lordrobs said:
How the hell do you ask for one of them in a shop without ending up with some sort of contraception

ROFL!!!!!

Phate · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:02

cymatty said:
I don't own a tracksuit that's agw.

Face it, the only real chaver here is you

and Andy suffers from the side affects of that.

Dirty northerners

cymatty · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:04

agw_01 said:
Right, come on girls. Back on topic

We need videos. Hurry up and get the oil filter problem sorted.

agw_01 · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:07

Phate said:
Face it, the only real chaver here is you

and Andy suffers from the side affects of that.

Dirty northerners

So true. I'm the innocent one in all of this! Si tried to turn me into a charver on Saturday by taking me to see his new car!

I nearly cried at the chavness

Si, gonna be Thursday before they get them in. I've ordered two anyway.

cymatty · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:08

agw_01 said:
Si, gonna be Thursday before they get them in. I've ordered two anyway.

Thought you said that you would have them today, lazy rover parts department.

agw_01 · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:12

They were showing 3 in stock but turns out they didn't actually have any in, so they've had to order me some specially.

Phate · 19 Jun 2007 at 13:14

agw_01 said:
They were showing 3 in stock but turns out they didn't actually have any in, so they've had to order me some specially.

Bet you feel special now eh?