I'm not gonna lie..

My wife always says "There's nothing worse than..." Tonight we had "There's nothing worse than putting on a wet swimming costume". Oh really? Nothing worse than that? Punch in the face? Terminal cancer? Nuclear war? No, putting on a wet swimming costume is literally the worst thing that could conceivably happen.

That reminds me sooooo much about when I saw Bill Bailey and he went on about answering "not too bad" or "not too bad all things considered" :D
 
Literally this thread is driving me literally nuts, like literally.

And what's worse is, I overuse literally because I used to comment on people overusing it and then it seemed to infect my language like some sort of word virus. I have to make a conscious effort to stop using the bloody thing. :(
 
Here are a few of mine,

Answering a question with 'you know', no I don't know that is why I asked the question.
'Going forward.'
'Lessons will/must be learnt' which invariably means no they wont.
 
At the end of the day you have to think about Moving forwards, no point beating about the bush
 
When people argue on this forum and use "You do know that <some statement>" rather than "Do you know that <some statement>?"

It's very passive aggressive and makes the person using it look like an opinionated **** :)
 
Guy I know says 'are you with me' after every other sentence. He says it very fast and it's obviously a bad habit but my god do I want to punch him.
 
So much office/email speak!

  • Going forward
  • Ask the question
  • Take this offline
  • Action this
Then there are the words we are not supposed to use anymore. We don't have problems anymore, they are challenges. Staff aren't working hard now, they are living the values. You haven't typo'd in your last flash report and given a CEO a heart attack, you have done a Woden.
 
Middle management 'don't really know what I'm talking about' lingo.

Close of play
blue sky thinking
going forward
hit the ground running

and the list goes on :D
 
Middle management 'don't really know what I'm talking about' lingo.

Close of play
blue sky thinking
going forward
hit the ground running

and the list goes on :D

I'm heading into middle management very soon and I'm making a point of avoiding this stuff. I have seen managers that love this stuff, their managers, not so much. They use a lot of words to say very little and never actually address the problem challenge, so it doesn't get fixed.

Manager: We have some challenges going forward but, blue sky thinking, if we hit the ground running we can pull through by end of play.
Exec: So we're ******?
 
I'm heading into middle management very soon and I'm making a point of avoiding this stuff. I have seen managers that love this stuff, their managers, not so much. They use a lot of words to say very little and never actually address the problem challenge, so it doesn't get fixed.

Manager: We have some challenges going forward but, blue sky thinking, if we hit the ground running we can pull through by end of play.
Exec: So we're ******?

We had a manager called Lyndsey and she was very good at baffling waffle. She talked her way into the business and position but had no idea how to do it.

Sat in a very important meeting with her and one of our oversea's directors, great guy, proper leader and he asked a simple question. She started the waffle and after a couple of minutes he just looked around and said "can anyone translate this ****! if you don't know, don't talk, all our time is far too valuable!"

I couldn't help but smile. She didn't last too long after that.

Same director in another meeting 9 months later. Every one sat there complaining about 3-4 terrible staff and he came out with "why are we wasting time on these 4 when there's 70 other people out there that actually deserve our attention? train them or sack them but lets focus on those doing the job!"
 
Literally this thread is driving me literally nuts, like literally.

And what's worse is, I overuse literally because I used to comment on people overusing it and then it seemed to infect my language like some sort of word virus. I have to make a conscious effort to stop using the bloody thing. :(

I do this....find myself using phrases that annoy me when I hear others say them. But since I've realised I'm doing it, it must be OK, eh!
 
Literally this thread is driving me literally nuts, like literally.

And what's worse is, I overuse literally because I used to comment on people overusing it and then it seemed to infect my language like some sort of word virus. I have to make a conscious effort to stop using the bloody thing. :(
You should try doing what I do, which is to intentionally misuse the word when talking to people who hate that. They literally froth at the mouth.
 
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