Im so ****ed AT TESCO

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Thought id have a rant, i have chronic tooth ache, woke up at 5 oclock after not having a great deal of sleep, first thing i could think of was something along the lines of bonjela.... Jump in the car and head to my local tesco the store that never sleeps, park up with my toothbrush in my mouth firmly bitten against the tooth of questionable nature and do my best to make it to the front doors, I'm greeted by a security guard. 10 o'clock...... I look at him as best i can without looking like a complete **** with a toothbrush hanging out of his mouth in more agony than as i feel any person on the earth is feeling at that precise moment! My reply is EH!!!!! as i point to the 24HR sign printed in 10ft letters across the side of the shop. I then go to the garage as its the only way i will make it home, i don't mind tesco as they are and Morrison's the only people in my area to have actually dropped the price of petrol, i walk to the counter with toothbrush in mouth receiving a very strange look. To pass it off i jokingly comment "got any thing for this?" I dont know weather its been a hard night but the bleak look in his face and distinct lack of answer indicated a sincere lack of a will to live id almost feel sorry for him if a wasnt in so much ******* pain!!!!!!!!!! I am now sitting waiting for the 5 codeine i necked in a frenzy to kick in as i have no other way of pain relief, needles to say driving whilst brushing is a new experience for me and i turn to you the forum for support in my hour of need!

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no but biting on the brush as hard as you can sort of sooth's the pain, the toothpaste was only there to give a little flavour to the agony!
 
it's 6 am on a Sunday no way in hell is tesco going to be open :p

best bet (although probably not too wise since you just downed codeine and probbably a large amount of paracetamol in the same pills, co-codamol i presume?) is one of those £7 bottle of whiskey / a £5 bottle of vodka much more effective than over the counter pain meds :p
 
LOL i would but i cant get whiskey or vodka down, i have like a gag reflex against the stuff, any spirit for that matter bar southern comfort and id really have issues if i could neck a small bottle of that at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning lol!
 
I feel your pain, literally. Mine isn't as bad as what you describe but i can see it getting worse, think I'll need a root filling. I wouldn't mind but i got a filling a few weeks ago and now the tooth next to it is hurting, i think he must have disturbed a filling in the other tooth or something.

Isn't "bonjela" for mouth ulcers?, i think my mum used to give me clove oil to relieve tooth pain.
 
I feel your pain, literally. Mine isn't as bad as what you describe but i can see it getting worse, think I'll need a root filling. I wouldn't mind but i got a filling a few weeks ago and now the tooth next to it is hurting, i think he must have disturbed a filling in the other tooth or something.

Isn't "bonjela" for mouth ulcers?, i think my mum used to give me clove oil to relieve tooth pain.

Yeh but it numbs so the desired effect is still achieved, theres a hole and if i fill it it will numb or atleast that was the idea. The codeine are starting to work now, i feel pretty wrecked but the pain is manageable so im happy..... for now!
 
LOL i would but i cant get whiskey or vodka down, i have like a gag reflex against the stuff, any spirit for that matter bar southern comfort and id really have issues if i could neck a small bottle of that at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning lol!

Mix it with a 2 litter bottle of irn bru for DIY WKD?
 
I thought it was general knowledge that pretty much all of those 24 hours big stores aren't actually open 24 hours and a lot close at 10 on Saturdays? Oh and for the pain I'd say get drunk but had codeine so I'm sure you'll be away with the fairies soon.
 
Hmm your giving me ideas now, good job the fact im starting to feel drug to the eyeballs will prevent me from climbing in the car! I do however have a strainge craving for onion rings:eek:
 
no, prescribed codeine left over from a visit from hospital, i have them regular as i have the visits regular usually involving a major operation. They are the real deal opiates, you know the stuff that makes you feel high, i must admit the pain has all but gone now :D co-codamol is nothing like or has anything in common with codiene, the only reason i took 5 was because they are 15ml tablets and not 30ml but hey im not counting not at least for another 4 hours :D
 
i hate toothache, i have an infection in a crowned tooth that has caused an abscess at the root and has spread into my jaw and face, its without a doubt one of the most painful things ive ever had ,the tooth is basically rotting inside out

the dentist cant treat it until the antibiotics he gave me have ran their course and i`m taking so many painkillers at the moment Pete Doherty would be proud

sux to be me at the mo :(
 
codeine is just a mild to mid pain reliever, Ive been prescribed them a few times. I got prescribed them along with paracetamol when i had some surgery on my hand. They don't make you feel drugged up lol.
 
Ah i see, isnt that the stuff that gives you stomach ulsers or eats at the lining or is it another co something or other?
 
codeine is just a mild to mid pain reliever, Ive been prescribed them a few times. I got prescribed them along with paracetamol when i had some surgery on my hand. They don't make you feel drugged up lol.

I do beg to differ. take 60mg twice a day and you feel the effect, really feel them, what did you have 15mg twice daily? lol
 
I do beg to differ. take 60mg twice a day and you feel the effect, really feel them, what did you have 15mg twice daily? lol

no i got given the 30mg ones, didn't use that many though as i didn't have much pain. I also got prescribed them when i had shingles, i used 3 packs up then as the pain was pretty bad.

Ive got some tramadol here ready for any pain with my tooth. Now these do make you feel drugged up :D.
 
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