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Maccapacca · 17 Dec 2016 at 15:37

Craig1981 said:
Its nice!

INGREDIENTS: Nonfat Milk, Cream (from Milk), Sugar, *Corn Syrup, Egg Yolks, Mono and Diglycerides, Artificial Flavor, Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Sodium Alginate, Sodium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Natural Flavor, (E102, E110) *Produced from genetically modified maize. **May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children.

Sounds vile

Kol · 17 Dec 2016 at 15:39

**May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children.

Ha!

Craig1981 · 17 Dec 2016 at 15:45

Nitefly said:
Cheers Craig now having to clean up chunklets off the family dog, jeez.

Maccapacca said:
Sounds vile

Well I like it

G-MAN2004 · 17 Dec 2016 at 21:37

Good lord.

Yaayuh! · 17 Dec 2016 at 21:48

Maccapacca said:
Sounds vile

Mmmmm, Sodium Hexametaphosphate!

OCdude · 17 Dec 2016 at 22:37

I've been looking for an "interim" phone while I debate whether or not it's worth me getting the new iPhone (I kinda sold my 6s a bit too hastily!). I was thinking of just getting a good ol' reliable Nokia brick.. but then I thought... nah... let's get something STUPID!

I knew it was tiny, but I actually laughed out loud when I opened the box.. it's ridiculous!

And yes, it's a fully functioning phone! Texting with it is an AMAZING experience.

[TW]Sponge · 17 Dec 2016 at 22:43

I'd love to go back to something like that. See how long I can cope for.

gord · 17 Dec 2016 at 22:44

OCdude · 17 Dec 2016 at 22:55

gord said:

I think you're supposed to use it 'as' a bluetooth headset (seeing as an earpiece clips straight onto the back of the phone). But I think I'm going to deliberately use it like Zoolander, for the comedy value

What is this? A phone for ants? :confused:

Danthus · 17 Dec 2016 at 23:00

OCdude said:
I've been looking for an "interim" phone while I debate whether or not it's worth me getting the new iPhone (I kinda sold my 6s a bit too hastily!). I was thinking of just getting a good ol' reliable Nokia brick.. but then I thought... nah... let's get something STUPID!

I knew it was tiny, but I actually laughed out loud when I opened the box.. it's ridiculous!

And yes, it's a fully functioning phone! Texting with it is an AMAZING experience.

Mutant hands.

Steampunk · 17 Dec 2016 at 23:04

OCdude said:
I knew it was tiny, but I actually laughed out loud when I opened the box.. it's ridiculous!

And yes, it's a fully functioning phone! Texting with it is an AMAZING experience.

These are very popular with prisoners, as they can be secreted in any handy orifice. Hope you didn't buy second hand.

OCdude · 17 Dec 2016 at 23:17

OldCoals said:
Mutant hands.

On the contrary, I've got small hands :eek:

Steampunk said:
These are very popular with prisoners, as they can be secreted in any handy orifice. Hope you didn't buy second hand.

Hah yeah I read that after I bought it (new!). I don't plan on sticking it anywhere other than my pocket

Malevolence · 17 Dec 2016 at 23:27

OCdude said:
Hah yeah I read that after I bought it (new!). I don't plan on sticking it anywhere other than my prison pocket

OCdude · 17 Dec 2016 at 23:35

Malevolence said:

Well okay fine, if you maybe tape 4 together to make it worth it....

Marky · 18 Dec 2016 at 00:03

OCdude said:
Well okay fine, if you maybe tape 4 together to make it worth it....

Lmao

richthomuk · 18 Dec 2016 at 00:12

By the time I found it in my pocket id have probably missed the call

crinkleshoes · 18 Dec 2016 at 13:30

richthomuk said:
By the time I found it in my pocket id have probably missed the call

Ahhhhh baloney... you'll find it quickly as it's bigger than your **** and you find that quick enough

kona786 · 18 Dec 2016 at 19:39

itchy · 18 Dec 2016 at 20:00

Marky · 18 Dec 2016 at 20:58

itchy said:
Off to do a bit of bird are we!

Had to urban dictionary this one - Have never heard it called that before

Images of items I have purchased (except trainers)

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