In a right pickle :-(

[Jono8]

& don't know your local Easy riders.

I cant say i do, no. I don't think OP is familiar with his "easy riders" either by the sounds of things....

 

[rhysduck]

Do you have a picture of said girl? She sounds lovely.

 

[Nodiggidy123]

Assume your best boxing stance and punch her in the ovaries tbh.

that will sent a pretty clear cut message.

 

[Father Ted]

She's not sharing your broadband? Have you let her play with your router yet?

 

[Busa]

get into your best boxing stance and punch her in the ovaries tbh.

that will sent a pretty clear cut message.

Make sure its a Falcon punch though.

 

[smelly_legend]

BOXING STANCE

 

[kwerk]

Make sex to her

 

[antijoke]

Show her your bracelet, she should run a mile.

So what's all this about? Sounds immense.

 

[G|mp]

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=24179210&postcount=1092

 

[oulton]

if minger:
bail
else:
continue

 

[wingman]

Pics or it still didn't happen.

 

[TomProx]

Just say this

"I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady, Doris, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live."

Then bone her.

 

[Curio]

Take a copy of "A Serbian Film" to the meal and say "I bought something for us to watch after eating". Get all snuggled up on the sofa as if watching a rom-com. As the action unfolds, say stuff like "wow, it's like this movie is actually about me..." and "no, no, no....he's doing it all wrong!".

 

[smelly_legend]

^follow it up with Irriversable

 

[Things change I've changed]

Ha!

also, haven't i seen threads before in which the OP complains about being sad & foreveralone.jpg ? or am i getting confused

no, I was going through a bit of depression period, moved house, things went a bit pair shaped and had no friends at the time, I wasn't looking for a relationship, I've never really cared for serious commitments, I like being free but with a few friends to hang with now and again, I don't need much more than that.

Also, everything you typed:

You obviously get confused very easily.

I thought you didn't like girls in that way anyway? or at least had some sort of gender identity issues or something of that nature?

My interest in girls in that way is about 5%, it's very very low, and I do have gender identity disorder, but that doesn't stop you from getting in relationships sometimes or having sex, it's just something I'm not really interested in, it's very complicated tbh, for me especially. These days I prefer to be on my own, I can't breath in relationships.

 

[Suarez7]

 

[Alz_D]

Surely the obvious thing to do is just tell her how you feel and stop being a wuss? She'll either accept it or never forgive you - either way in the grand scheme of things you have lost nothing.

 

[smelly_legend]

Face it OP, you are a wuss if you do not tell her your feelings and a wuss if you do.

 

[D.P.]

My interest in girls in that way is about 5%, it's very very low, and I do have gender identity disorder, but that doesn't stop you from getting in relationships sometimes or having sex, it's just something I'm not really interested in, it's very complicated tbh, for me especially. These days I prefer to be on my own, I can't breath in relationships.

Why don't you just tell the girl that (in bold).

I also get the feeling you are putting up a wall and trying to look at the negatives, getting stressed out of it. A girl is interested in you, hardly the end of the world. Tell her how you feel, relax, take it it easy and maybe you can be good friends or who know what in the distant future, or maybe she will just never hang out with you ever again.

 

[regulus]

Is she stealing your broadband?

That. Oh God that. I can accept a lot in life but hands the **** off my bandwidth!!