I just ask for chicken curry. I have no idea what any of these other things are. Sometimes i'll say, 'make it hot'.
Any of you guys Asian?
I am from South India, and I pretty much hate all take-away food. I cannot stand how oily and coagulated the curries are. Home cooking is where its at. I learned some basic recipes and now quite proficient at cooking. Living in Manchester means having access to a lot of choice. The best of all them seems to be "The Punjab" very nice stuff there.
I am not sure how many south Indian restaurants are around, but if your London give try places like; http://www.saravanabhavan.com/restaurants.php?cn=U.K# this one east end is amazing.. Pure vegetarian food. If I could I would eat there every day!

All depends where you get it from. Ive had bad curries that are full of the red oily stuff and never gone there again.
I make my own curries as well but sometimes i just want to chillax and get one delivered to my door. Also i love proper naan bread, the ones you get from supermarkets are crap.

Can't you read a menu?
Or do you have absolutley no idea what ingredients taste like..
dansak/bhuna/tikka/ etc etc .. The menus usually assume you know what these things are.... I like them all, but I couldn't tell you what each one is.