INTERVENTION

[The Dread Pirate]

You're so far in the closet you're having adventures in Narnia.

Your so far in the closet your finding Cristmas Presents!

 

[PixelChef]

Squiff for president I say!

 

[platypus]

you need to learn to shave better if you're missing it

.

 

[vincent1989]

Your so far in the closet your finding Cristmas Presents!

so far in the closet he found a dictionary he got as a present for cHristmas last year

 

[Diesel]

one of those nasty intervention things

A what now!?

 

[vincent1989]

A what now!?

in·ter·ven·tion /ˌɪntərˈvɛnʃən
–noun

1. the act or fact of intervening.
2. interposition or interference of one state in the affairs of another.

5. to interfere with force or a threat of force: to intervene in the affairs of anothers beard.


or where they pin him down and ruin his facial pubes

 

[z0mbi3]

Other than this!!!

With modern medicine it's possible to reattach a beard many hours after it's been severed. Eject it now in the hope that you can salvage it after the intervention.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I'd prefer not to sever it in the first place

 

[z0mbi3]

I'd prefer not to sever it in the first place

Dye it the colour of your skin then.

 

[vincent1989]

three words:

facial chastity belt.


that way the razor can never have its wicked way with you

 

[apatia77]

i once didnt shave for about 4 weeks due laziness LOL i looked quite good

 

[Pookie Bear]

I've met a woman who likes beards, so I never need shave again. It's great

In response to your initial question, take it like a man - you have a beard now.




edit: by never, I meant while I'm seeing her

 

[platypus]

Aye my current fling likes beards, I still shaved though. Dunno why.

 

[vincent1989]

Aye my current fling likes beards, I still shaved though. Dunno why.

she must like her pussy* being tickled






*cat

 

[hiroofheroes]

without a pic I don't think we can really comment *cough*laugh*cough*

 

[The Dread Pirate]

three words:

facial chastity belt.


that way the razor can never have its wicked way with you

You may well have the solution !

 

[Werewolf]

I would just tell em (politely) to get lost if you really like it.

Maybe get some orange hair (beard?) dye and adopt the nickname Capn' Orangebeard, complete with cdr-mini eyepatch

 

[Conrad11]

picture tbh.

 

[Nix]

Interventions should only be undertaken on two instances:

(i) The person in question has a beard that looks ridiculous;
(ii) Said person has dreadlocks.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Interventions should never be undertaken .

Fixed!