I am looking forward to watching them introduce the new phone as if they were the ones who invented larger screens.
*Tim Cook holds iPhone 6 aloft. Rustles of excitement from the audience at sight of larger screen*
"It's an iPhone, but not as you know it!"
*A couple of whoops from the audience. Volume of excited rustling increases*
Repeats "It's an iPhone, but not as you know it! Welcome to the new revolution in mobile phone technology....the iPhone 6!"
*Spontaneous, rapturous applause torn from the astounded audience. One in three audience members ejaculate into their underpants*
*Tim Cook holds iPhone 6 aloft. Rustles of excitement from the audience at sight of larger screen*
"It's an iPhone, but not as you know it!"
*A couple of whoops from the audience. Volume of excited rustling increases*
Repeats "It's an iPhone, but not as you know it! Welcome to the new revolution in mobile phone technology....the iPhone 6!"
*Spontaneous, rapturous applause torn from the astounded audience. One in three audience members ejaculate into their underpants*


