Irony

[cm1179]

I went out with a girl once who stated I was 'boring' because I didn't fight enough (read any) other men!!!

When I was perfectly rational - she used to HATE it. When I had smashed a salad bowl off the wall and screamed like some possessed nutter at her, we ended up having super-horny sex.

Was very confusing. The worse I was the more she liked it.

So got all the dirty wrong sex I wanted out of the girl (you can never do that with any girl you respect), then dumped her.



Incidentally it wasn't an ironic mooment, it was a hippocritical moment. Just sayin'

pics of said gf and of salad bowl or it didn't happen

 

[Brian8bit]

I went out with a girl once who stated I was 'boring' because I didn't fight enough (read any) other men!!!

When I was perfectly rational - she used to HATE it. When I had smashed a salad bowl off the wall and screamed like some possessed nutter at her, we ended up having super-horny sex.

Was very confusing. The worse I was the more she liked it.

So got all the dirty wrong sex I wanted out of the girl (you can never do that with any girl you respect), then dumped her.



Incidentally it wasn't an ironic mooment, it was a hippocritical moment. Just sayin'

Incidentally it was also the storyline for both JD and Turk in the sitcom Scrubs. In one episode Turk would insult his girlfriend Carla so they'd argue and then have amazing make up sex and in another episode (though I'm not sure which one exactly) JD is dating Tasty Coma Wife who finds him boring, he accidentally smashes her coffee table and her believing it to be intentional finds this incredibly arousing so he continues creating conflict for the sole intention of getting sex, by smashing things.

 

[Shayper]

We claiming shenanigans for Britboy again?