OMFG FROZEN veggies and FAT!!! SOUND THE ALARM
This is why so many people are obese, most people have an embarrassingly bad understanding of nutrition and how our bodies work, only listening to the government to tell us to "Eat your five a day!". I was traveling with a (overweight) colleague a few months ago and he had 2 footlongs. He proclaimed "I never have mayonnaise, it's ALL fat and most of the calories come from that."
I despair.
Good afternoon good sir, spare me the precious protein and fat that will actually satiate me! I will have 12 inches of your finest carbohydrates please, didn't you hear meat and fat are bad? How many of my five a day are in this? Oh for a drink I'll have a pint of fruit juice, I haven't had nearly enough fruit today! I've heard fruit is good for you!