Is a wet willy standard protocol?

[builder22]

Last page?! Are you one of those who has default page views


I did it and the .m4a is on my desktop, but... where can I upload it... [chin think emoji]

De-fault Page. Live music and tapas, on the go!

 

[OldKitMan]

Ugh I'd be horrified


Been going to the same barber for nearly 30 years now simply because he's an expert at cutting my hair in about 10 minutes without uttering a single word.

Quality of cut comes second to that

Ah yes, the old 'how would you like your hair cut today sir?' answer 'in silence'.

I can go with that.

 

[mrk]

How was the moisturising face cream applied? I'm getting the impression there's more going on here than cutting hair.

no moisturiser, Turkish aftershave was slapped onto the skin faded areas

It smelled like Turkey

 

[jpaul]

I had thought fade was somehow related to hair, but it's skin ? well if you are in the skin care spectrum nothings off limits - do they do nails.

(middle-aged folks only vocabularly is short back and sides)

 

[mrk]

Skin fade is a haircut lol. The cut fades into the skin.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

After the cut and fade he says hair wash time, I insist it's not needed as I'm showering later anyway but he insists. I apologise and obliged in true British tradition.

You insisted, but he insists. Really?

There's ways and means to participate in the money laundering process, but that certainly isn't one.

 

[gingergundog]

You insisted, but he insists. Really?

There's ways and means to participate in the money laundering process, but that certainly isn't one.

Are you special? Its a funny anecdote about being too British.

 

[Hagar]

I had thought fade was somehow related to hair, but it's skin ? well if you are in the skin care spectrum nothings off limits - do they do nails.

(middle-aged folks only vocabularly is short back and sides)

Just a trim please.

Later followed by short at the front, onto my ears at the side and touching my collar at the back.

She's a wonderful barber, £12 + tip at the market.

 

[jpaul]

OK googled skin fade haircut .. looks like a derivative of the influencer Thomas Shelby

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Are you special? Its a funny anecdote about being too British.

Yes, I got it... Hence the joke about his British insistence being quintessentialy and effortlessly overruled, and money laundering via a Turkish barbers.

Oh dear ...

 

[mrk]

OK googled skin fade haircut .. looks like a derivative of the influencer Thomas Shelby

My usual skin fade:

 

[gingergundog]

Yes, I got it... Hence the joke about his British insistence being quintessentialy and effortlessly overruled, and money laundering via a Turkish barbers.

Oh dear ...

Nice try

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Nice try

Well, if you say so

 

[gingergundog]

Well, if you say so

Ahem, well I don't really know if you were whooshed or I was, shrug.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Unsafe country, check yourself for lost time and scars around the kidney area.

Bet your teeth are nice and white though eh?

 

[Manbatius]

I get the ear flame treatment and also get my eyebrows cut.

Basically as I age the barber seems to spend less time cutting the receding hair on my scalp and more time tending to the new places it's growing from

This is me unfortunately. I get my eyebrows done every time as I occasionally get stray long bits. The ear burnings are amazing.

Oddly they always used to ask, now I have to ask them. Last time the guy replied "ah BBQ?"

What they always ask is nose hair wax. Never been brave enough for this (due to a skin reaction I once had on my back!)

 

[Diagro]

I dry mine after every visit.
Oh... sorry, I only read the title.

 

[Malevolence]

Just face facts. You got aural from a Turkish dude, and then you paid him.

 

[mrk]

Maybe I liked it



Maybe I did not.