Is anybody elses mum like this?
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Soldato
I keep loads of dodgy stuff that my mum doesn't like in my top draw just to keep her out, if she ever mentions the knives, drugs, fags, condoms or porn I can say well keep the f out then!
You need to have a chat. She needs to trust you and you need to trust her.
You need to have a chat. She needs to trust you and you need to trust her.
Soldato
well done you.
please die now. If there's one thing I hate about OcUK, its all the self righteous high-horse BS posts made by people like you.
nobody asked about your life story, so please don't take the opportunity to tell other people how much better than them you are. It's so transparent and is pretty pathetic imo
Go back to bed and get out on the right side this time.
Yes,
Soldato
Man that's a seriously bad combo...
Soldato
lolMan that's a seriously bad combo...
Have you tried dipping it in a cup if bleach for about 20 minutes every morning when you wake up. This is the method advised by professionals.
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unlucky
didn't get out of bed in time to wash the 'brown' off from the night before
Soldato
Actually his comment was just the straw that broke the camel's back after months of seeing lame posts like his on OcUK. However in future I'll just be using this:
unlucky
I highly doubt "luck" will whiten my penis. I need to bleach it somehow.
Soldato
On a serious note, im full time at college and still work both days of the weekend and still have a social life, its not that hard 
My social life is awesome as im pulling in over 300 quid a month with it, and not paying anything to rents yet
My social life is awesome as im pulling in over 300 quid a month with it, and not paying anything to rents yet
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Actually his comment was just the straw that broke the camel's back after months of seeing lame posts like his on OcUK. However in future I'll just be using this:
thankyou, i accept this award with great honour and intend to place it upon my desk top to remind me of how novel you are, i'd like to thank my family, my friends, and all the other little people who made this happen
I don't really want to "try" anything, it's a pretty sensitive, important organ. If it was my foot, for example, then I'd have already tried all the suggestions from the previous thread"
Soldato
Seriously try my suggestion. just use thin bleach not thick bleach. you can get it in the supermarket.
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