Is anybody elses mum like this?

[Hxc]

The phrase "I plan to bang a girl within the month" just makes me laugh. Seems so hilariously...lame? I dunno.

 

[Strife212]

Actually his comment was just the straw that broke the camel's back after months of seeing lame posts like his on OcUK. However in future I'll just be using this:

The lighting on that medal is all wrong, I could make a better one than that

 

[Red and White]

It was from £130, designing a website for a local estate agency.

Heaven forbid she found the whole £130, she would have killed the whole family lol.

:/

 

[Megahurtz400]

It was from £130, designing a website for a local estate agency.

Heaven forbid she found the whole £130, she would have killed the whole family lol.

I would have been telling my parents all about that if i got it!

 

[asim18]

I would have been telling my parents all about that if i got it!

Lucky you.

She wouldn't let me do it. She would think it's illegal, and would have made me give it back.

 

[Heofz]

The phrase "I plan to bang a girl within the month" just makes me laugh. Seems so hilariously...lame? I dunno.

Perhaps its because he fails to realise that girls actually have a say in whether they get "banged" or not, so a "banging" cannot be planned in advance

 

[Tombo]

So now all the people having a go at him for annoying his mum, and that her annoyance was justified, don't you look stupid now? That's the logical conclusion to come to when you find a £20 note in your sons wallet; that he's a drug dealer. Not that my mum ever ratted through my things but whatever.

 

[Strife212]

You have no job yet you mysteriously have money, why do you think your mum is suspicious?

 

[Tom0]

Classy guy, classy.

 

[Tombo]

You have no job yet you mysteriously have money, why do you think your mum is suspicious?

Clearly the logical conclusion is that he's selling drugs, god forbid she actually asked him where he got it, that'd just be silly.

 

[Jono8]

 

[Skeeter]

I highly doubt "luck" will whiten my penis. I need to bleach it somehow.

Are you black?

 

[bushmins]

In before the lock.

 

[Dunks]

Are you black?

Brown iirc.

 

[Amnesia]

hey Asim...any chance u can take a pic of the girls face with your phone when you show her your coloured organ ?

il rate your thread 5 stars if u post it .

 

[Vita]

Some of the responses in here.

How can a thread go from Asim's mother to about his brown penis?

So Asim hides money from his mother.

 

[Tombo]

Some of the responses in here.

How can a thread go from Asim's mother to about his brown penis?

So Asim hides money from his mother.

Welcome to OcUK.

Also he didn't hide anything.

 

[True_Scotsman]

But surely if he was a drug dealer he would have more than £20?

 

[Tombo]

He's a very modest drug dealer, doesn't like to flash his cash.

 

[Nix]

In before the lock.

I'd say in before the willy but it appears people had other ideas.