Oh god, this was epic. this almost had me... LOL!!!
Hats off, well played.
I hope that we both got it right, and that it was an outrageous spoof, or we’ll both have egg on our faces.
Life isn't a series of binary choices between two extremes.
There is a time and a place for reporting inappropriate behaviour (esp criminal offences).
The idea that a person is a "snitch" for doing so will quickly be forgotten should you happen to be the injured party, one suspects. Ie if someone burgled your house, and took something irreplaceable... if someone knew who did it you'd probably want them to go to the authorities.
Unless you're an anarchist, which given your earlier comments does seem quite likely.
What FoxEye said.
“Snitch” cracks me up, do those who use it read old American comic books?