Is this out of order?

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In this case I would have gone round, drawn a pentagram on their door step, knocked on their door, had a word with him / her, and if they had gobbed off I would have stuck a carving knife in his/her chest and sacrificed them to Satan for their troubles.
 
digitalwolf said:
Ok, it's midnight, i'm lying wide awake in bed and I have to be up in 5 and a half hours for work.

I went to bed at 10, to be woken up at 11 by next door. They have a tent up in the garden and the little kids and their friends are obviously kipping in it overnight. They are making a racket and i'm now starting to get annoyed. I don't want to go round, I have a short fuse when I am tired.
Is this out of order or am I being a 'part pooper'
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You should sleep on it :p
 
I've had things like this happen and it's definitely not worth calling the police over, even threatening to call the police is ridiculous and will more likely just annoy them rather than make them stop.

Just find out when they work and have an all night party the night before :)
If they say anything then you'll know to go round and get arsey with them next time.
 
Next time get naked, quietly walk into their tent and then look at them in a shocked manner and repeatedly appologise to them saying you thought they were much younger.

This will not help you in anyway but would give me a lot of pleasure.



Giggity
 
Lob a two-way radio from your window so it lands relatively close to the tent, then spend the next while making scary/spooky noises and phrases through it. Keep an eye on it with a BB rifle and IMMEDIATELY shoot anyone that attempts to exit the tent to check it out.
 
Double glazing should put out most of the noise.

Wet toilet paper will do the rest - if I can sleep in a tent with a bunch of ******* acting like that you'll be fine in a house.
 
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