Is this the worst age to be a man?

eXor · 4 Apr 2009 at 19:57

Ben M said:
That fails on two counts:
1) You spelt it the American way.

Oh, please. :rolleyes:

a. Not every member is from the UK. ( I'm American )

b. Not every member is posting from the UK.

c. Type 'moisturiser' in Google.com and the reply is "Did you mean: moisturizer"

d. Type it in Wikipedia and it is redirected to 'Moisturizer'.

So, ha!

Ben M · 4 Apr 2009 at 20:06

And yet the American way is still fail.

moon man · 4 Apr 2009 at 20:07

must admit the seventies were well ard , seems like the young males today are morphing into females, bring back the caveman days i say !

DominicStar · 4 Apr 2009 at 20:08

I get around said:
Well it's usually blokes with small willys who feel inadequate who beat their wives you know.

Plus mosturiser is win, women love blokes with soft skin, i've never met a bit who liked rough, dry, spotty skin.

The amount of women that say that to me - might be appeasement for being babyfaced though...

Ben M said:
That fails on two counts:
1) You spelt it the American way.
2) Moisturiser does not equal win. Moisturiser equals gays and women, unless on prescription for some genuine medical reason (e.g. face likely to fall off)

Does face cracks and stings like hell count?

Ben M said:
I think she's a she... As she has a boyfriend. There are no out gays on this forum are there?

Nobody in their right mind would be. They would only be widely derided as a member of the "PC brigade" if they objected to the word gay being used as a negative adjective in every other thread.

eXor said:
Oh, please.

a. Not every member is from the UK. ( I'm American )

b. Not every member is posting from the UK.

c. Type 'moisturiser' in Google.com and the reply is "Did you mean: moisturizer"

d. Type it in Wikipedia and it is redirected to 'Moisturizer'.

So, ha!

So, the gist of what you are saying is people from US companies can't spell either?

This paragraph will obviously contain a mandatory spelling mistake somewhere!

semi-pro waster · 4 Apr 2009 at 20:15

DominicStar said:
Nobody in their right mind would be. They would only be widely derided as a member of the "PC brigade" if they objected to the word gay being used as a negative adjective in every other thread.

There have been a couple in the past - Basmic and TheBolian were two members who were openly gay but both are now banned for reasons I'm not even sure of. There are doubtless quite a few more members who are gay but they either don't feel the need to advertise the fact or simply find it prudent not to.

[TW]Fox · 4 Apr 2009 at 20:34

Women are supposed to be companions with whom we are privilaged to spend time with, not slaves.

SexyGreyFox · 4 Apr 2009 at 20:43

There's even blokes on these forums who enjoy cooking.

SwishSpencor · 4 Apr 2009 at 20:51

GERT T' BAG WE'RE REAL MEN

POOOFTAR!

RDM · 4 Apr 2009 at 21:21

semi-pro waster said:
There have been a couple in the past - Basmic and TheBolian were two members who were openly gay but both are now banned for reasons I'm not even sure of. There are doubtless quite a few more members who are gay but they either don't feel the need to advertise the fact or simply find it prudent not to.

It isn't exactly the friendliest forum for gay members that is for sure.

Spyhop · 4 Apr 2009 at 21:58

pubs pubs pubs oi oi

Nix · 4 Apr 2009 at 22:06

RDM said:
It isn't exactly the friendliest forum for gay members that is for sure.

That sounds like gayer talk to me!

AtlanticP · 4 Apr 2009 at 22:08

Ben M said:
GET THE TORCHES! AND THE PITCHFORKS! QUICKLY!

OOEEERAAAAGGGGG...G

Burn him with Fire my fellow Men

aslco · 4 Apr 2009 at 22:30

Ben M said:
Lol, losing to Grimsby.

Well I'm getting masses of man points today, I've been shifting bricks and sand. Lots of bricks and sand. Go me.

i read shifting as something else...

RDM · 4 Apr 2009 at 22:38

Nix said:
That sounds like gayer talk to me!

Meh, I am pretty confident where I stand sexually I just find the general attitude to homosexuality on these boards disappointing.

Ben M · 4 Apr 2009 at 22:39

RDM said:
Meh, I am pretty confident where I stand sexually I just find the general attitude to homosexuality on these boards disappointing.

You are aware that it's 99% banter?... Aren't you?

If you don't get banter, then you are either a woman, or a gayer.

Nix · 4 Apr 2009 at 22:39

RDM said:
Meh, I am pretty confident where I stand sexually I just find the general attitude to homosexuality on these boards disappointing.

Oh right, slim pickings?

Ben M · 4 Apr 2009 at 22:41

Nix said:
Oh right, slim pickings?

I'd lean towards fat pickings; all the gays on this board comfort eat because of the slating that they get on a regular basis

chumpit · 4 Apr 2009 at 22:54

Anyone seen the head and shoulders advert for men about here breakages??
What man in the world cares about split ends!!!
I went into boots this morning forshaving foam and some new razor heads but now apperently i need moisteriser??
Moisteriser which softens the skin im using razer blades against?? is it me or will softening the skin cause more irrataion than letting the skin harden naturally?

But i have to say, i do get a lot of enterainment whatching the orange crew walk aroun in their tank tops and perfectly died skin, staring at them selfs in the mirror as i walk around with a sqaudie style tan,

i tlaked to one of the oranage crew once it was like talking toa infant you could talk about anything like the state of the food and it would end up being about them...

The stateof men in this age is that theve become a consumer, previous generation would use their money to save up for homes, now men have become more like women needing all the latest cosmetic ****e, and driving around with willy extensions. Such as the guy down my road has a brand new m5 and still rents his house???

im starting to believe the orginal man is dead and the women/man is here, god help us if theirs another owrld war. all the men in this country will be busy applying face cream and styling their hair!!

FreeStream · 4 Apr 2009 at 23:03

Im the next generation of man and I dont give a **** about my skin or weight!

Down the pub, few pints, bed

RDM · 4 Apr 2009 at 23:05

Ben M said:
You are aware that it's 99% banter?... Aren't you?

If you don't get banter, then you are either a woman, or a gayer.

I would say it was a bit more than that considering some of the hostile posts a couple of the openly gay users used to get.

I get banter, but normally banter is from both sides, just slating homosexuality really doesn't fall in to that.

Nix said:
Oh right, slim pickings?

Ah, I see, implying I am gay as if it was some sort of insult. How terribly witty of you.