Is this wrong...?

She's into swinging and has done some fetish modelling stuff.

Gonna be hard keeping a straight face next week...How do you talk jobs with someone when you've seen them spreadeagled on a rack?

*n
 
At least if you're nervous you won't have to picture her in her underwear.

To be fair, I google recruitment consultants that call me
 
Sic said:
To be fair, I google recruitment consultants that call me
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I usually do too.

I google people I have an interview with.

Got a job once because I googled the guy, found out he was into downhill mountain biking then put it in my 'interests' section on my CV. We spent the entire interview talking about it and a couple hours' googling on the subject gave me enough info to blag that I knew everything about it.

*n
 
hehe. The way I see it is they probably googled you to dig up some dirt, of which there is none :cool: so they only deserve it back!
 
penski said:
I usually do too.

I google people I have an interview with.

Got a job once because I googled the guy, found out he was into downhill mountain biking then put it in my 'interests' section on my CV. We spent the entire interview talking about it and a couple hours' googling on the subject gave me enough info to blag that I knew everything about it.

*n
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You're buggered when he invites you on an intensive three week bike-a-rama expedition round the Alps. It'll be like an emphysema sufferer attempting the 10,000 metres.
 
penski said:
She's into swinging and has done some fetish modelling stuff.

Gonna be hard keeping a straight face next week...How do you talk jobs with someone when you've seen them spreadeagled on a rack?

*n
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her: "any hobbies"
you: "nothing as interesting as yours...." :D

edit: and i guess you didn't change you CV to match her interests... could make turning up in a suit take on a whole new meaning
 
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Siliconslave said:
her: "any hobbies"
you: "nothing as interesting as yours...." :D

edit: and i guess you didn't change you CV to match her interests... could make turning up in a suit take on a whole new meaning
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I will admit that I expanded the 'photography' part of the 'interests' section to include 'portrait and alternative modelling' and added 'enjoying the company of others in the great outdoors'.

"Thanks for the chat, Nicky. I'll let you know how it goes."

"No problem. Speak to you soon....I'VE SEEN YOUR FOOF ON A DOGGING WEBSITE!"

My tongue gets me into trouble sometimes.

*n
 
Heh was just a guess, I was looking at job listings when I read your thread and started Googling the names of the people :p

One of them came up with a Bebo profile but I can't look at them from work so had no idea if I'd come across your swinger.
 
penski said:
complete scum...Same as all recruitment consultants.


*n
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Bit harsh man! We're not all ******* - just 95%. :D

If she or any other recruitment consultant hadn't called to interrupt your clearly important schedule, what would you do when looking for work?
 
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