Drove to work, got stuck on the final speed hump at the top of a 1 mile hill

Did a u turn and took a risky route off the estate, which turned out to be risk free.
Next challenge was stuck cars on a frozen road, at the highest point in the west mids, who'd have thought it.
Took a detour, someone else was stuck but it was of their own doing, if you're going up a slope keep your momentum ffs.
Cue - numpty brains going up the other side of the road, at speed, overtaking traffic - only to get stuck feet from where he wanted to turn off.

After that it was easy as the inclines were in my favour, yet plenty of numpties overtaking at mad speeds.
Plenty of vehicles abandoned on main roads and at dodgy angles, now it's time to hibernate for 2 days while it freezes.