It's xmas-a free sound card for some lucky person.

nydryl · 19 Dec 2011 at 11:54

Santa comes but once a year and I'm the lucky one,
For if I'm chosen for this prize I'll have some fun,
On the eve of 25 this will be done,
When down the chimney comes Saint Nick,
With the card recording every click,
Of my heinous deads with this festive chum,
As he rams his finger up my bum,
My screams and squeals make quite the melody,
With it all recorded on my new X-Fi Infidelity.

Nightglow · 19 Dec 2011 at 11:55

Santa comes but once a year and I'm the lucky one.

Thanks Schizo.

Cr0fty · 19 Dec 2011 at 11:55

"Santa comes once a year, but I'm the lucky one" - Mrs Claus

Schizo · 19 Dec 2011 at 11:58

nydryl said:
Santa comes but once a year and I'm the lucky one,
For if I'm chosen for this prize I'll have some fun,
On the eve of 25 this will be done,
When down the chimney comes Saint Nick,
With the card recording every click,
Of my heinous deads with this festive chum,
As he rams his finger up my bum.

If I was doing a prize for the best Xmas poem you would win hands down.

That made me chuckle

Sharlaw · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:01

santa come's but once a year and im the lucky one

nydryl · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:01

Aww it wasn't even finished yet

VeNT · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:02

santa come's but once a year and im the lucky one

Ceryndrion · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:02

Santa comes but once a year and I'm the lucky one
I managed to avoid the naughty list but still I had some fun
It's nearly time to unwrap those gifts
Though underneath my tree
I could have sworn there was more than this
Oh won't you please help me?

Barbie · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:02

Santa comes but once a year and im the lucky one

Lethal` · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:03

Santa comes but once a year and im the lucky one

4T5 · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:04

Santa comes but once a year and I'm the lucky one.

EdGey · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:06

Santa comes but once a year and im the lucky one!

I've just ordered one for my dad for Christmas, but I'm not going to turn down a chance at another free one!

Kempster · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:10

Santa comes but once a year and im the lucky one

Schizo · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:10

and as it's xmas it would be nice to see some MODS in here as well.

so mods,join in the festive fun or ill stick my finger up your

Jimz · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:13

Santa comes but once a year and im the lucky one

Cocky-Roach · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:13

Santa comes but once a year and im the lucky one

very generous of you, thanks

scottomus0 · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:14

Santa comes but once a year and I'm the lucky one.

wish I'd joined this forum earlier farther than just browsing

great community

PGdude · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:16

Santa comes but once a year and I'm the lucky one/

NeoVo · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:16

Santa comes but once a year and im the lucky one

Dave · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:16

Santa comes but once a year and I'm the lucky one . . .