Ive bit my bottom lips...

Happy · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:36

St0rmer66 said:
Do not use vaseline as lube, you will both (and especially her) be screaming in agony. Not speaking from experience (thankfully) but I saw it on a TV programme once (100 worst sexual accidents I think?).

Ah, good old Channel 4

Le_Petit_Lapin · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:38

"poo-lip"?

What?

z0mbi3 · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:40

I guess you'd have to be pretty cack-handed to get poo lips.

Jongo · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:41

Noel Gallagher said:
Does it blend?

Fixed

jimmyt1988 · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:41

I just laughed so hard. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Poo-lip.. WHHAHAHAHA, does it by any chance include a cup.. and 2 wonderful girls?

WAAAAAHAHAHAH.

oh god.. *_* i just wet myself..

Bengaboy · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:43

So anyways , back to thread.... complete this question...

"The cure to cracked up , biten up lips (aka poo lip) is - ......."

PureAppleJuice · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:44

To be honest if you're taking her to pizza hut you probably won't get any action anyway

Helios1234 · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:45

jimmyt1988 said:
I just laughed so hard. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Poo-lip.. WHHAHAHAHA, does it by any chance include a cup.. and 2 wonderful girls?

WAAAAAHAHAHAH.

oh god.. *_* i just wet myself..

For some reason I read your post and immediately knew it was you without even looking at your name.

Kazz · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:48

Bengaboy said:
"The cure to cracked up , biten up lips (aka poo lip) is - ......."

Smother it in squirrel excrement, gently rub it in until you have a 2mm cover over the area and leave until crusty, then remove

theleg · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:51

Poo lip? Are you sure you arent just ashamed to say you have a cold sore?

Ive never heard of someone biting the outside of their lip to such an extent...

Gimpymoo · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:52

Ive never heard of "Poo lip" before.. I must be getting old

LeeB0y · 4 Mar 2009 at 12:57

Never heard of Poo lip... pics please.

Thomas. PLease. · 4 Mar 2009 at 13:31

jimmyt1988 said:
I just laughed so hard. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Poo-lip.. WHHAHAHAHA, does it by any chance include a cup.. and 2 wonderful girls?

WAAAAAHAHAHAH.

oh god.. *_* i just wet myself..

lOL

Gimpymoo said:
Ive never heard of "Poo lip" before.. I must be getting old

I don't think the vast majority of people here have either. I certainly haven't

Bennie-Mac · 4 Mar 2009 at 13:33

Definition from Urban Dictionary

Poo Lip

A female's upper lip that resembles a smear of fecal matter caused by excessive waxing and exposure to the sun.

DampCat · 4 Mar 2009 at 13:34

KaHn said:
Bottom Lips? You a girl?

KaHn

*Snigger*

rsatd · 4 Mar 2009 at 13:49

Bengaboy said:
"The cure to cracked up , biten up lips (aka poo lip) is - ......."

Tell your friend, you have a lip biting disorder but you are manly enough not to resort to make-up?

arc@css · 4 Mar 2009 at 13:54

simulatorman said:
Get a matching pair, bite the top one and she won’t recognise you.

lol

platypus · 4 Mar 2009 at 13:56

You're taking a girl to pizza hut, and yet you're worried about how you look?

jakeke · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:02

St0rmer66 said:
Do not use vaseline as lube, you will both (and especially her) be screaming in agony. Not speaking from experience (thankfully) but I saw it on a TV programme once (100 worst sexual accidents I think?).

Worked fine whenever I've used it :confused:

QBitOscillation · 4 Mar 2009 at 14:05

Bennie-Mac said:
Definition from Urban Dictionary

Poo Lip

A female's upper lip that resembles a smear of fecal matter caused by excessive waxing and exposure to the sun.

So we have established he waxes his lips, and probably uses a sunbed.

Nice.