Ive bit my bottom lips...

Fothsn · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:19

Welshy said:
An 18 year old taking a 15 year old to Pizza Hut, with the hope of sex? Just lol

You can only laugh!

Kreeeee · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:20

Bengaboy said:
Yea true, but shes 15, this will be like the ritz to her surely?

If you're 18 why not get someone your own age?

Margaret · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:24

Bengaboy said:
Yea true, but shes 15, this will be like the ritz to her surely?

A VERY BAD MAN!

Bengaboy · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:26

Im only joking - sheesh!!

(16)

uber soldat · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:29

I call shenanigans on your "joke" looks like your now trying to dig yourself out of that very deep hole you find yourself in lol

antijoke · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:30

Your only saying that as your worried. Remember the below words:

Statutory rape.

what are you taking her to see? Bolt? Hotel for Dogs?

Fothsn said:
15 man that’s far too young, go for the older mature women!

But they will take more than a slice of pizza and a kids flick to drop their draws.

rsatd · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:31

Ok now I know what "ritz" means, it makes a bit of sense. Also yeah we believe your joke

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danielmp007 · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:38

anticonscience said:
what are you taking her to see? Bolt?

I resent that!

Bolt is a good film

dP

St0rmer66 · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:40

stinamoo said:
Yeah, I wondered about that. Not the best thing you can use certainly but it doesn't make you scream in agony! Don't try moisturiser or conditioner or anything with added ingredients though

edit to add, not from experience

I just realised, it was Vicks Vapo-rub on the TV programme, not vaseline

. Still.. why not just use proper lube for the proper purpose? I use the Durex stuff that's massage oil + lube in one.

misterPK · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:40

anticonscience said:
But they will take more than a slice of pizza and a kids flick to drop their draws.

For that you need a bag of sweets.

PK!

Bengaboy · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:43

misterPK said:
For that you need a bag of sweets.

PK!

Come into my van little girl - theres a sweetie in it for ya....

Anyways, awesome joke - shes 16 , honest!! And we are watching the unborn , not bolt or whatever its called.

Is the unborn scary? Hate scary , jumpy films....

misterPK · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:48

It looks like a jolly happy film, you should be fine. It is rated 15 though, so you might want to suggest she brings some ID..

PK!

antijoke · 4 Mar 2009 at 16:52

misterPK said:
It looks like a jolly happy film, you should be fine. It is rated 15 though, so you might want to suggest she brings some ID..

PK!

He could get her in as her guardian. *chuckle*

Keltik THC · 4 Mar 2009 at 17:00

Balddog said:
Poo lip? Are you sure you arent just ashamed to say you have a cold sore?

it could be herpies...

antijoke · 4 Mar 2009 at 17:01

Keltik THC said:
it could be herpies...

It's the HSV and kills babies. FACT.

Happy · 4 Mar 2009 at 17:04

The last thread you started about a girl 'begging to be tapped' you also said she was 15.

Yea but shes a bit younger then me, *cough* 15 *cough*..... (16 soon....).

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13593385&postcount=10

Hxc · 4 Mar 2009 at 17:10

If you must go to a cheapish pizza place go to pizza express. It costs only a couple of quid overall more than 'hut and has a much better image and much nicer food.

antijoke · 4 Mar 2009 at 17:12

Hxc said:
If you must go to a cheapish pizza place go to pizza express. It costs only a couple of quid overall more than 'hut and has a much better image and much nicer food.

But the kids don't like it as they don't have the ice cream factory.

Hxc · 4 Mar 2009 at 17:15

Ahaha.

Seriously though, I wouldn't dream of taking anyone out to pizza hut, and I'm a year younger than the OP.

Marky · 4 Mar 2009 at 17:26

mrk said:
Tell her when you're ready to smooch that you've bit your lip so cannot smooch there however, there is another area that has no such pain, only pleasure....

This! Definatly this!