I've decided to go Gay due to GF problems

synixx · 23 Jul 2010 at 03:34

Bluraybunny said:
Talking to your reflection in a shop window ?

It's responses like this that keep me coming back to ocuk. So witty, sir!

Milkybk said:
hahaha

I'll be impressed if the OP manages to find your post tbh. This thread appears to have been ever so slightly side-tracked!

Ever so slightly

IamMed · 23 Jul 2010 at 03:34

digipeep said:
Are there any members here with some top tips on how to get ahead in this game?

Use lube, start small.

Tefal · 23 Jul 2010 at 03:36

Bluraybunny said:
Talking to your reflection in a shop window ?

Nope

Amnesia · 23 Jul 2010 at 03:44

Milkybk said:

needs a caption......A REFUND?

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Jul 2010 at 03:56

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Jul 2010 at 04:07

LOL!

To answer the OP's concern. The best approach is to make your way to the gayer, pinker part of town and select the best gay bar you see. Once inside, scream, "I'm a gay virgin! WHO WANT TO PLAY 'HIDE THE PENIS' WITH ME?"

When you awake in intensive care with severe and permanent damage to your posterior, you can congratulate yourself on your first step on becoming a gay. Remember : small, gay steps. Good luck!

e : also wear very, very short denim shorts and use the line in my sig to increase chances of being furiously pounded!

Tonyator · 23 Jul 2010 at 04:54

I have considered this... then realised I don't like the idea of a **** up my ****, and my appreciation of breasts.

Bluraybunny · 23 Jul 2010 at 06:27

Tonyator said:
I have considered this... then realised I don't like the idea of a **** up my ****, and my appreciation of breasts.

Go Bi then

Edward78 · 23 Jul 2010 at 06:50

alexhull24 said:
Really?

So it is a choice.

No, you are born gay. He is just now accepting it.

EdGey · 23 Jul 2010 at 07:08

Add me [email protected] if you're serious.

Cosimo · 23 Jul 2010 at 08:07

With so much gayness the thread will soon have a health warning.

MattTheTall77 · 23 Jul 2010 at 08:18

having a doctor shove a finger up your hole hurts enough, let alone someones todger going in and out poking god knows what inside. I have gay friends, but wouldn't like to try it myself :/

markweatherill · 23 Jul 2010 at 08:22

MattTheTall77 said:
having a doctor shove a finger up your hole hurts enough, let alone someones todger going in and out poking god knows what inside. I have gay friends, but wouldn't like to try it myself :/

You're just in denial and it's quite understandable.

MooMoo444 · 23 Jul 2010 at 08:28

Epic thread, A+++ 10/10

would read again

Archy · 23 Jul 2010 at 08:31

EdGey said:
Add me [email protected] if you're serious.

Munkyman · 23 Jul 2010 at 08:53

It's threads like these that make me love GD