Wrong tyres?
Rosberg took my clutch so he got a better start?
Odd shaped clouds distracted me?
The team/god hate me?
I was too busy thinking about Nicole's legs? I'm so not over her.
A man in the crowd kept pulling faces at me?
Christ, when was the last time every car finished the race?
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