Job Interview - Strange request?

[Gooner Leroy]

Female interviewer? take a bunch of flowers

Male interviewer? 4 pack of tennants super strength

 

[peterattheboro]

Take a blank note book.

"This signifies that I am my own maker, the creator of my own destiny and capable of writing my own future in the blank book of my life"

*Minds. Blown*

Brilliant.

Thinking about taking a photo of my kids or girlfriend and being a soppy ****.

 

[oldbag]

Take a bog roll and say you had curry before coming here.

 

[godinman]

Sounds like one of those ****** sort of companies to me.

 

[AtaRo]

Just casually sit there with a fireaxe.

^^^^

 

[Locky]

Is this what the world is coming too? group interviews for a sodding McDonalds job?

bring things along with you to signify who are are? for a sales assistant job..

So the country has done down he pan and employers can take the **** and do what they like.. nice.

 

[peterattheboro]

It's not a group interview.

Time to shine

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Take a blank note book.

"This signifies that I am my own maker, the creator of my own destiny and capable of writing my own future in the blank book of my life"

*Minds. Blown*

"This signifies that I have taken nothing in during my life, the ignorer of my own education and incapable of writing anything in this rather sad non-book of my life."

 

[-Ad-]

Make some necklaces and bangles from overpriced HDMI leads and wear a suit made completely out of extended warranty paperwork.

They will bow down at your feet.

 

[cwhitehead]

Id use my car as the example if you drive, make sure it sparkling and make out as if you take pride in appearance and effort shows blah blah.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Id use my car as the example if you drive, make sure it sparkling and make out as if you take pride in appearance and effort shows blah blah.

I don't know if they do things differently these days but wouldn't it be rather uncommon to have a group job interview in the car park? How very modern

 

[4T5]

Take a pen because it's mightier than a sword then offer them all outside for a fight.

 

[James J]

Sales assistant in a high street hifi equipment store.

Highly likely they'll try out your sales pitch with that item.

 

[Duke]

Take a turtle in and say 'I like turtles!'.

 

[cwhitehead]

I don't know if they do things differently these days but wouldn't it be rather uncommon to have a group job interview in the car park? How very modern

OP says not a group interveiw i think i read, but either way its and item they asked you to bring. Could always take photos i guess though.

 

[darkgen]

"The physical vessel you're looking at."

 

[TommyV]

Your copy of Diablo 3.

 

[opstrat]

Your copy of Diablo 3.

and say im only here because ther is an error 37 at the moment

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Cut off the snout of your puppy dog and attend the interview.

"My dog has got no nose!" you begin, pointing at the severed snout.

"How does it smell?" the interview asks you, aghast.

"Absolutely terrible!" you reply. "LOL! Did I get the job?"

 

[randomshenans]

"This signifies that I have taken nothing in during my life, the ignorer of my own education and incapable of writing anything in this rather sad non-book of my life."

*My life here on in?

That better?