RIP.
“Did you know, 500 years ago this was a green and peaceful area? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands.
"Flaxen-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medieval day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr.
"Before you knew it, the flaxen-haired maiden was up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole."
That was from the episode Dates, was it not?
The jolly boys outing will always be my fav episode, although my fav scene.....has to be this one
Cwying.
Stick with me son, I'll make you wich!
“How can I change the lywics to cwying? Bloody songs called Cwying”It's the build up which gets me. Superb writing.