Join The Navy. See The World. Twang My Breeches.

Von Smallhausen · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:56

iv-tecman said:
Avast! Shiver me timbers, Buccaneers. There be pirates me hearties on this voyage. Splice the Mainbrace Corsair, and pillage all ye can. Fly the Jolly Roger and watch for Jack Ketch for plundering ya Pieces of Eight

Not be before ye make ye Walk the plank will I for swagging me Grog and pillaging me Booty will I ya Scallywag…

Silence you ill mannered toe-rag.

You insult the Queen and the Admiral with your uneducated piffling piracy poppycock.

Now bend over.

Big Spender · 9 Mar 2006 at 20:57

I CALL REAR-ADMIRAL!

Desmo · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:34

All hands on d*ck!!!

* - Guess the missing letter

benjo plz. · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:37

PardonTheWait · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:37

I have a sailory tattoo! I'm in!

Piggymon · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:40

My Daddy used to be in the merchant Navy .. maybe I could borrow his old uniform !

benjo plz. · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:42

Its too big for you

/runs away.

manor · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:43

removed

Brynn · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:45

Mohinder said:
I have a sailory tattoo! I'm in!

Its so emOO (not eeeemo!)

Piggymon · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:46

Phnom_Penh said:
Its too big for you

/runs away.

B..B..But I could still wear it like I wore Desmo's leathers ..

Desmo · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:46

Phnom_Penh said:
i?

Maybe for you, naughty boy.

PardonTheWait · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:48

Piggymon said:
B..B..But I could still wear it like I wore Desmo's leathers ..

That picture's even funnier when you've met Desmo and are well aware that he's not what you'd call tall, either

Brynn · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:48

Piggymon said:
B..B..But I could still wear it like I wore Desmo's leathers ..

Its Pocket Biker Piggy

benjo plz. · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:49

Desmo said:
Maybe for you, naughty boy.

hmm, my original post was along the lines of "Gilly's changed his name to Richard?". But I decided there's enough Gilly baiting on this thread.

Mr_L · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:51

Recommended reading for any potential sailors.

Roberta · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:52

Mr Smallhausen,

How dare you blacken the name of my burlesque house! My girls are the cleanest scrubbers you'll ever have the pleasure of - literally.

Good day Sir!
Madame Badonkadonk-Butt

pyro · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:53

The navy is for queers, infantry all the way.

Brynn · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:54

Roberta said:
Mr Smallhausen,

How dare you blacken the name of my burlesque house! My girls are the cleanest scrubbers you'll ever have the pleasure of - literally.

Good day Sir!
Madame Badonkadonk-Butt

Oh the thoughts of you and muban lezzing it up....in a car.....wibble

Roberta · 9 Mar 2006 at 21:59

Brynn said:
Oh the thoughts of you and muban lezzing it up....in a car.....wibble

Nought to naughty in 3.7 seconds.

And back on topic...

Brynn · 9 Mar 2006 at 22:03

Roberta said:
Nought to naughty in 3.7 seconds.

And back on topic...

Once my engine has warmed up it can go from Nought to naughty faster