Joke...... Made me LOL at least

[RandomTom]

lol ill get my coat

have you pulled?

love the tarzan joke

 

[Von Luck]

"check for squirrel.

Haha - now that one actually made me laugh.

 

[Karl]

Me dad built a great big bookcase out of spare wood, filled it with books, until one day it fell on top of him and broke his leg.

I said: you've only got your shelf to blame...

/me giggles like a little girl.

One that was on SoccerAM yesterday morning:

"I bought a telescope off of eBay once. Cost me £500 quid though! I reckon he saw me coming."

 

[spirit]

LMAO, just got juice all over me

oh dear, this is just asking for it.

 

[Kol]

HAHAHA. ROFL ...

/had to read the name out loud to get it though

My mum said for my birthday she was going to dig a big hole and fill it with water as a present.

I thought: she means well...

rofl too

 

[Anders0n]

Wow, some actually funny jokes for a change!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.

I wouldn't

 

[Craig321]

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said. No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye. "Do me hard or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."
On the next cloud was an even prettier lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Just do me like crazy here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.
"Who are you?" the man asked.
"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"

Hehe

 

[Smithy]

tbh why didnt he climb back down the ladder and say game on to the chick asking for it

oh, because it was a joke? i see...

 

[SourChipmunk]

Ok, that was a new twist on an old joke, and quite well done. A hearty LOL from me.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Lol, good jokes