**Joke thread** - Merged

challengedavid said:
was a joke not a real question :p

Are you sure? From what i can see the OP thought he was being offered a fight, yet he was actually being offered some wooden decking. I would call the manager and see if he can overturn this gross miscarriage of justice.
 
Female compassion at its best .......

"Borrowed" from another forum :D

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife,
Carolyn , that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course
she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"

Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only
eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn 's shoulder and said,

"Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed then
afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry , however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed
and turned until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.

"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"










His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm
not being funny ...but I have to get up in the morning and you
don't."
 
once again, i just got a text from someone called 'true scotsman' from glasgow who wants to kiss me... :confused: :confused:

He said hes a big hairy scottish man, are you hairy?


Oh.. btw keep your jokes in the same thread! lol
 
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