Joke thread v2

Pate · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:13

"Someone's been eating my porridge!" said Father bear.

Mother bear sighed and poured him another bowl. Life was tough and draining for her, now that her husband was suffering from Alzheimer's.

DJMK4 · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:14

Marky · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:15

This is the worst thing ever.

Bennie-Mac · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:15

Similar one to OP (probably not a good thing)

*Knock Knock*

"Who's there?"

"Dave."

"Dave who?"

Dave wept as he realized his mothers alzheimers was getting worse.

Jono8 · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:16

Marky said:
This is the worst thing ever.

richb93 · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:16

Copypasta from anti-joke.com = sure to fail.

(ashamed to admit I have visited it, and have lol'd

)

mrk · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:18

Wait, what was the joke?

Hamish · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:18

Why did the Mexican poison his wife?

Tequila!

Cosimo · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:18

I've got another rope ready.

Theophany · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:20

Bennie-Mac said:
Similar one to OP (probably not a good thing)

*Knock Knock*

"Who's there?"

"Dave."

"Dave who?"

Dave wept as he realized his mothers alzheimers was getting worse.

These jokes remind me of Depressing Comic Week on Cyanide & Happiness...

trigger-happy · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:20

no more bawww threads!

Pate · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:22

Viper² · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:24

Knock Knock.

trigger-happy · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:24

who's there?

Viper² · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:26

The Doorbell Repairman

trigger-happy · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:27

The Doorbell Repairman who?

Knubje · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:29

Look at what we've become...

Pate · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:29

^

c-c-c-c-coooombo breaker!

Viper² · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:31

trigger-happy said:
The Doorbell Repairman who?

trigger-happy · 3 Mar 2011 at 16:32

Knubje said:
Look at what we've become...

kenmare said:
^

c-c-c-c-coooombo breaker!

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Viper² said:

*takes a second to think about this joke*

Oh ****! good joke.